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bardicraccoon.bsky.social
Raccoon of Tard
@bardicraccoon.bsky.social
Bardic Raccoon who is a lover of all things furry, mecha, and a whole lotta stuff in between. 32/Bi-romantic/avid RPer, please only 18+
This dude deserves waaaaaay more respect than his job gives. Great, Great great person.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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ITS MY BIRTHDAY! 🎂✨️
So I'm kindly requesting follows, maybe I can hit 1k by the end of the year? :3c
I make puppets & fursuits, and draw characters! If that sounds like your jam, hmu! 👀
I also have a patreon: patreon.com/keepdrawingcharlie
And puppet patterns!:
ko-fi.com/keepdrawingc...
Thank uuu ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
MFW I thought I was being smart only to end up paying more in the long run
a cartoon of a man with a beard saying wow you 've made yourself look stupid ..
ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard saying wow you 've made yourself look stupid ..
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Gushing cause my wife @mylittlepoonies.bsky.social cleaned our apartment perfectly! God I'm a lucky man
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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'm doing a Pokemon Art raffle for one colored sketch like this adorable Mew here! To enter you just have to follow a few rules:

1. Like ❤️
2. Retweet 💙
3. Follow 💚

Raffle ends on 23rd October. Additional rules on the post below this one =>

#pokemonart #pmdart #pokemon #art #artraffle #raffle
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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COMMISSIONS OFFICIALLY OPEN! Feel free to DM me if you have any questions!
October 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Finished Cyberpunk a few days ago, absolutely amazing, did the secret ending
October 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I have made Enchiladas!!
September 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@mylittlepoonies.bsky.social the greatest red panda I know, my beautiful wife and love of my life. Happy day to you my dear
Hey, it’s International Red Panda Day!

Remember that Red Pandas are critically endangered and could really use support.

redpandanetwork.org
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Wishing a very very happy birthday to @bardicraccoon.bsky.social 🎉🎂🎉
Here's to another year,and many more years to come! To one of the sweetest,kindest,and best raccoon's around,I truly hope you have a damn wonderful day today!
September 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
@cinax614.bsky.social MY NIGHTLIGHT!!!
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Don't hesitate to move away/cut ties with people whose negative outweight the positives. It's important to communicate the issue with them first, but if nothing changes, it's not your obligation to be the one "fixing" them. Do what you can, but do not insist if it starts affectin your mental health.
August 22, 2025 at 11:04 AM
5 hours in the scorching heat, and I managed to replace the touch screen in my new(ish) Cadillac SRX!!

I never wanna do that again, but God im proud of myself!
July 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Want the chance to win a 60” zappy cat!?!
I’m sure you do.

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maybe the stars will align for you ✨

These guys are on pre-order so winner will receive their ✨prize✨ once they arrive

If you’d like to guarantee yourself a ⚡️ cat, order here
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www.dominotwist.com/store/p/ligh...
June 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Me and @simplytaggo.bsky.social at the local eatery with our #switch2 at the ready!
June 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Commission for JackTheRaccoon1
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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My body pillow from @kafrizzzle.bsky.social has finally arrived!
May 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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It has come to my attention via the pokeplush community on discord that there are people out there using gen a/i to "design" plush now. Please do NOT buy from them and support actual plush artists instead.
March 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I am the Hank Hill of paint
I handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar company.
February 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So my apartment seems to have burst a pipe and possibly a gas leak, so I've had to evacuate to a friend's place.

This week is testing my will quite strongly
December 4, 2024 at 3:13 PM
How absurdly fucked is it that your coworkers, upon learning of the debt situation you're in with your wife, choose to mock you and tell you to leave her?

I can't even sometimes, and I can't complain about it. I just have to suffer it because I love my wife more than anything in the world.
December 3, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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PLEASE HELP MY SPECIAL CAT GET THEIR CAR BACK.
It is so important for everything they do. This is a huge roadblock without it.
despite having made a partial payment to catch up on my car payments a bit literally yesterday, my car was towed this morning. I was starting to actually catch up on shit and now this happens. I can't keep being set back when I'm trying to FIX SHIT.

I desperately need help. ko-fi.com/Tangle
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 AM
@thundrakion.bsky.social I feel like this fits you well
lore runs deep and snow just keeps falling
November 12, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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November 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM