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bardicraccoon.bsky.social
Raccoon of Tard
@bardicraccoon.bsky.social
Bardic Raccoon who is a lover of all things furry, mecha, and a whole lotta stuff in between. 32/Bi-romantic/avid RPer, please only 18+
It stands for R-Type, of course
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh my god Toshi this is sooooop cute!! I would never say no to that
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Yoooo I love Mattock!! You did him so fine!
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
That is a crazy price for Paper Msio Me!
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Bro got starstruck!
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This man knows more about the Wireless 60 series of plug and play consoles than should be allowed by law
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sounds like the plot of a gay sitcom
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sam you need to be the official Arcanine Dad
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
She got the lesbian going on! Rad!
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gentleman insults for a gentleman's party
November 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
However you wanna justify it, the results speak for themselves
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Biting is fine and dandy, but when can I smooch?
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Deviled eggs!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hi bird, I hug you
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I mean it's whatever makes you happiest. Love your marowack, but I would never say no to a kobold, especially one as neat as yours
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Looks like its working out well for you!
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Lapras
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I got caught up in that shit once. Had to go door to door offering "fixed electricity pricing" which was shorthand for "you pay us to pay your bill and we pocket the extra".

Needless to say, I made up some excuse about my grandma dying and got the hell out of there next day
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Well, guess everyone's here for a bit. Hi Dragonite, how are you? How's work going?
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Digging yourself a hole there ey Mattock?
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cry is bad at aiming, but a master of the rocket jump eacape
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Pssssshhhhhh wheeeeeeoooooo

*BOOM*

Oh look, a firework show!

*dozens of vehicles destroyed*
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love how he looks, would absolutely cling to that dude
November 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM