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Baneus Prime
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Aka Dion Hale. He/him. Big nerd. Normally found with a whisky in one hand and another whisky in the other. Occasionally walks into walls and falls down.
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I will go to my grave screaming about how Pennywise being a clown hits completely different for anyone under 40 or 50, because the original intent was that Pennywise LOOKED HARMLESS, because “IT” predates scary clowns, & if the story were modern, Pennywise would manifest as a ninja turtle or Luffy
Welcome to Derry reveals why It loves to use the form of Pennywise the Clown so much.
Why Did IT Choose its Pennywise the Clown Form? WELCOME TO DERRY Reveals the Answer
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December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Looking forward to the mysterious increase in VPN use in Australia.
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Brainrot is simply a formal name for everything the Internet has always been. We were always going here.

Just like starving to death while working for a supermarket chain is the ultimate end state of capitalism.
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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As Promised:

part 1

Least functional kitchen ever !
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Having to replace my perfectly good phone because it can't run VoLTE makes me a bit annoyed :(

Yes it's five years old, but it cost $1500 new, and probably has another five years left in it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I drove home tonight behind a car with terrible meme stickers on the back. Ranging from one that said "poo poo pee pee" to "thicc dads vaping for Christ"

Also "ignore my driving, I'm 9"
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Well well, I wonder why MS is sending out mass emails to offer people a cheaper "classic" version of 365 without its dodgy AI?>.>
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Idiocracy is looking more and more like found footage than a comedic vision of the future...
October 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The two worst things in The Sims 4 are when a character can simply die from being too excited or happy (quick save during a wedding or possibly lose the people getting married), and how you can't mount a mailbox in a fence without mods >.>
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We've now reached the part of the dystopian novel where the villains have all made their moves and society can't live without 24/7 info dumps.
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I remember the old days. Gold spammers in Goldshire. Gnomes raining from the sky to spell out the names of gold selling websites. All these things are gone now, like tears in the r@ i_n.c0m
September 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No Mans Sky still proving to be the greatest comeback in sci fi gaming. Right up there with FFXIV:RR.
September 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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He would like to accompany the flutes
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Enhance!
September 11, 2023 at 11:44 AM
That is certainly a lot of no Internet
status.voyager.nz/incidents/rz...

Note: the below is schools only.
June 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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MEOW MEOW meow MEOWWWWW

MEOW MEOW meow MEEOW MEOWWWW
May 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
lol
May 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Trying to get back in the habit of drawing little comic strips.

Here's the latest one:

If this is new to you, there's 859 more over at threepanelsoul.com
April 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Arg. This long covid shit is balls. I spent an hour emptying old clothes and random old stuff into bags and boxes and threw them in a skip bin, and now I have a headache and I need a nap. And my hands are shaking like crazy.
April 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Hmmm. It's only been 20(ish) years since we started asking for it >.>
Let’s talk decor!

Get a look at interior design in the upcoming Housing system.

Learn More: https://blizz.ly/4ifa97U
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dropping into conversations about mechanical keyboards and enthusing about the awesome keyboard I use at work - "you know, the one that comes in the box with a HP EliteDesk"
March 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Welp, that was the weirdest thing I've seen for a while. I went out the back to grab some clothes off the line and a chicken emerged from under the stairs, strutted around the back yard for a bit, and then jumped the fence and wandered off down the road.
February 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM