Remember to laugh at fascists any chance you get. And please, for the love of all that is good and holy, if you’re not currently in Minnesota I implore you to run not walk to standwithminnesota.com and lend your direct support however you can. Original song is “Warlike Lads of Russia” by Nic Jones, rewritten by me. Revised lyrics below. —————————[Verse 1]Oh when Gregory Bovinoto Minnesota went with all his troops and all his menTheir minds were fully bent For to break those northern citiesoh they had been employed But the whole town rose against themAnd their spirits did destroy [Chorus]Oh the folks from Minnesota They fight all in one mind Making Bovino to run and leave his troops behind [Verse 2]When in two Sister Citiesthe common man did stand Old Bovino and all his men took anyone they’d get But in two Sister Cities the common man’d retreat They flooded all the sidewalks and they froze hard all the streets [Chorus][Verse 3]Well it’s all across Twin Citiesthe common man held fast against Bovino and all his men They marched and drove them backThe action being so hot from right and left and front and rear“Well damn you all” said Bovino“I’ll stay no longer here”[Chorus][Verse 4]Well away then went poor Bovino as fast as he could run Over snowy fields and ditches He left cars and plans and guns The carnage of his actions, the rage of neighbors tooHe left it all behind him for it’s all he knows to do [Chorus][Verse 5]Said “It’s full 3,000 men of minetheir dignity you’ve taken. Likewise you’ve robbed them of their sleepand nobody will feed them.But never more to Minneapolis I dare advanceFor if I do I may be sure they’ll teach me how to dance [Chorus][Verse 6]So it’s to conclude and so to finish up my song Old Bovino can run from state to state but not for longFor it’s each and every tyrant and every cruel small man Must turn and face the music or else see his soul be Damned [Chorus]Oh the folks from Minnesota They fight all in one mind Making Bovino to run and leave his troops behindView all 1,853 comments

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