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i haave idea, i think
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lewis hamilton is me at work right: dejected, rejected and trying to just make it to the end of this year
and for my next trick, i will write 4 explicit lesson plans in one weekend! πŸ§™πŸͺ„ 🎩 πŸ‡
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
trying to sit back and relax at the doctors office, when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
January 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Plans on plans on plans.
December 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
mental health: πŸ“‰
locket app: πŸ”’
job: πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
laptop: ⚠️
what a way to end a year ig
December 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
how can this day get worse bcs wdym i had a bad exam, terrible health news and now the ceo shooter is in custody!? 😭😭
December 10, 2024 at 12:04 AM
they’re taking our jobs!!!
no, but in all seriousness, it becomes less funny when corporate acknowledges something.
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Hey baby, I'm so cool I got ice water in my veins. Seriously call an ambulance i need help
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
bro is not even legally allowed into canada bcs he’s a felon
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
wore all green and we got ZHOints, is this a sign??
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
had turkey for the first time and the tryptophan did not hit the way my neuropsych professor described ://
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
every time i hear about her, it gets worse and worse
November 24, 2024 at 8:14 AM
lewis hamilton is me at work right: dejected, rejected and trying to just make it to the end of this year
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
ik jenson button fell to his knees in joy when he realized he didn’t need to interview with lizard lady
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 AM
M4X VERSTAPPEN, MY KING RAHHHHHH
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 AM
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I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫑
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
ten minute break between classes but a fifteen minute walk across campus πŸ₯²
November 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
an idea: we should rename buffalo in josh allen’s honor
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
don’t spend it all in one place, pal
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
omg, we are reading this in book club! the first few chapters feel so prophetic, it’s crazyyyy
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
nothing breaks the illusion of reading like when you see the word β€œmum” in a book thats supposed to take place in america
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
had a breakdown yesterday, so i guess that means I need to start using more social mediaπŸ˜‹
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM