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awoogah
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Β· Nov 24
lewis hamilton is me at work right: dejected, rejected and trying to just make it to the end of this year
and for my next trick, i will write 4 explicit lesson plans in one weekend! π§πͺ π© π
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
and for my next trick, i will write 4 explicit lesson plans in one weekend! π§πͺ π© π
trying to sit back and relax at the doctors office, when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
trying to sit back and relax at the doctors office, when all of a sudden i hear this agitating, grating voice
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Plans on plans on plans.
December 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Plans on plans on plans.
mental health: π
locket app: π
job: π ββοΈ
laptop: β οΈ
what a way to end a year ig
locket app: π
job: π ββοΈ
laptop: β οΈ
what a way to end a year ig
December 28, 2024 at 2:32 AM
mental health: π
locket app: π
job: π ββοΈ
laptop: β οΈ
what a way to end a year ig
locket app: π
job: π ββοΈ
laptop: β οΈ
what a way to end a year ig
how can this day get worse bcs wdym i had a bad exam, terrible health news and now the ceo shooter is in custody!? ππ
December 10, 2024 at 12:04 AM
how can this day get worse bcs wdym i had a bad exam, terrible health news and now the ceo shooter is in custody!? ππ
theyβre taking our jobs!!!
no, but in all seriousness, it becomes less funny when corporate acknowledges something.
no, but in all seriousness, it becomes less funny when corporate acknowledges something.
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
theyβre taking our jobs!!!
no, but in all seriousness, it becomes less funny when corporate acknowledges something.
no, but in all seriousness, it becomes less funny when corporate acknowledges something.
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Hey baby, I'm so cool I got ice water in my veins. Seriously call an ambulance i need help
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Hey baby, I'm so cool I got ice water in my veins. Seriously call an ambulance i need help
bro is not even legally allowed into canada bcs heβs a felon
December 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
bro is not even legally allowed into canada bcs heβs a felon
wore all green and we got ZHOints, is this a sign??
December 1, 2024 at 9:55 PM
wore all green and we got ZHOints, is this a sign??
had turkey for the first time and the tryptophan did not hit the way my neuropsych professor described ://
December 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
had turkey for the first time and the tryptophan did not hit the way my neuropsych professor described ://
every time i hear about her, it gets worse and worse
November 24, 2024 at 8:14 AM
every time i hear about her, it gets worse and worse
lewis hamilton is me at work right: dejected, rejected and trying to just make it to the end of this year
November 24, 2024 at 8:07 AM
lewis hamilton is me at work right: dejected, rejected and trying to just make it to the end of this year
ik jenson button fell to his knees in joy when he realized he didnβt need to interview with lizard lady
November 24, 2024 at 8:06 AM
ik jenson button fell to his knees in joy when he realized he didnβt need to interview with lizard lady
M4X VERSTAPPEN, MY KING RAHHHHHH
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 AM
M4X VERSTAPPEN, MY KING RAHHHHHH
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I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice π«‘
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice π«‘
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice π«‘
I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice π«‘
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
ten minute break between classes but a fifteen minute walk across campus π₯²
November 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
ten minute break between classes but a fifteen minute walk across campus π₯²
an idea: we should rename buffalo in josh allenβs honor
November 18, 2024 at 2:50 AM
an idea: we should rename buffalo in josh allenβs honor
donβt spend it all in one place, pal
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
donβt spend it all in one place, pal
omg, we are reading this in book club! the first few chapters feel so prophetic, itβs crazyyyy
November 17, 2024 at 5:02 AM
omg, we are reading this in book club! the first few chapters feel so prophetic, itβs crazyyyy
nothing breaks the illusion of reading like when you see the word βmumβ in a book thats supposed to take place in america
November 17, 2024 at 4:53 AM
nothing breaks the illusion of reading like when you see the word βmumβ in a book thats supposed to take place in america
had a breakdown yesterday, so i guess that means I need to start using more social mediaπ
November 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
had a breakdown yesterday, so i guess that means I need to start using more social mediaπ