Secretary of Balloon Doggies
@balloondoggies.bsky.social
I didn't ask to be made secretary of balloon doggies the balloon doggies demanded it.
Shut it off, put the laundry away, put the game back on my phone to brush my teeth and a comfortable rams lead was about to fully disappear. Weird game
December 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Shut it off, put the laundry away, put the game back on my phone to brush my teeth and a comfortable rams lead was about to fully disappear. Weird game
When it's too cold to go straight outside post bath you have to find the dirtiest carpet section available to undo the horror of being clean. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When it's too cold to go straight outside post bath you have to find the dirtiest carpet section available to undo the horror of being clean. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Welp. So much for that season. Just hope changes are made
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Welp. So much for that season. Just hope changes are made
Obviously the message was to get Henry moving and what do you know a 3 and out
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Obviously the message was to get Henry moving and what do you know a 3 and out
This team hates me. From the coach on down.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This team hates me. From the coach on down.
Sick on Thanksgiving, home with the dog. At least I can pay attention to the games. Lions getting good really screwed up being able to half pay attention
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sick on Thanksgiving, home with the dog. At least I can pay attention to the games. Lions getting good really screwed up being able to half pay attention
The look of a dog contentedly replaying today's squirrel murder in his dream. Have to think the park squirrels won't underestimate a leashed #greyhound again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The look of a dog contentedly replaying today's squirrel murder in his dream. Have to think the park squirrels won't underestimate a leashed #greyhound again.
It won't last but go Terps
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It won't last but go Terps
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Kyra will be classing it up
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Kyra will be classing it up
This is great for kids in need to get non-necessities and feel good/normal.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
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November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is great for kids in need to get non-necessities and feel good/normal.
In calmer news it was wind tunnel day at the park. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
In calmer news it was wind tunnel day at the park. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
Well that was entirely too difficult
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Well that was entirely too difficult
Every stupid thing that the Ravens do to blow games happening today including bad Harbaugh times out.
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Every stupid thing that the Ravens do to blow games happening today including bad Harbaugh times out.
Maryland receivers are allergic to catching the football. It's infuriating
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Maryland receivers are allergic to catching the football. It's infuriating
The pup cup anticipator. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The pup cup anticipator. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
One of the best jokes from the new Naked Gun was the villain who'd been droning on about being an alpha male all movie getting punched in the gut once, instantly shutting down and mewling.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
One of the best jokes from the new Naked Gun was the villain who'd been droning on about being an alpha male all movie getting punched in the gut once, instantly shutting down and mewling.
Had to break out the coat last weekend but looks like Frank's going to avoid it tomorrow. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Had to break out the coat last weekend but looks like Frank's going to avoid it tomorrow. #greyhound #dogsofbluesky
Plur1bus is as good as people say it is. Friday release day kinda sucks
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Plur1bus is as good as people say it is. Friday release day kinda sucks
I don't care how hard he works in the off-season or the effort he puts out in practice he can't play. Eject Faalele into the sun.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don't care how hard he works in the off-season or the effort he puts out in practice he can't play. Eject Faalele into the sun.
Hell of a catch by Indiana
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Hell of a catch by Indiana
It's in conference so I should have a rooting interest but I just want one team to take control so I can go to bed
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's in conference so I should have a rooting interest but I just want one team to take control so I can go to bed
Many fine results from yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Many fine results from yesterday
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA