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big cheese
@bagelgremlin.bsky.social
lover of philadelphia, hockey, spouse and cats (but perhaps not in that order).
successful corn chowder moment!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
finally figured out how to connect my phone directly to the receiver in the living room and now I get to play lossless Bon Iver on the bookshelf speakers… my cold weather powers grow stronger…
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We officially rehomed the kitten today. She’s going to be so beloved and have more freedom and a friend that doesn’t hate her and a doting new mother so it’s a good thing actually and I’m not crying YOU’RE crying
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Putting aside all the horrible shit in them: I cannot believe the global elite composes emails like fucking horses who somehow learned to crudely type. My emails read like Shakespeare compared to the lowercased, unpunctuated screeds written to the worlds biggest pedophile. Fucking write like adults!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ah, but I feel the hands of time pulling gently at the corners of my eyes and mouth… soft creases forming in my face, in which my years will slowly gather and settle and rest…
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
made a goofy bowl for ash and that was the only picture we took of the sauce. anyway, here:
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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WOW WHAT A DAY TO PROVE LOVE
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
have been yapping constantly about making sunday Sauce recently and fellas? today’s the sunday
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Another criminal owl off the streets. We won’t stop until every last one of them is behind bars.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
baby’s first coconut cult today… I’m still convinced that no yogurt should be $10
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I realize that T-Pain is both a straight man and happily married, but I can’t shake the feeling that he would take care of me, you know?
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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we all know this classic way
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
pokemon went to the polls
November 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
got home to discover that the weird sound I heard getting out of the car at trader joe’s was the entire ass of my pants splitting open
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
[me to me] you can’t be drinking like that, white baby
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
kids came by the party and asked for candy. grabbed the bowl out of my hand and sprinted off with it. but he did it so fast all of the candy flew out and all he got was the bowl
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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gonna infect you with this
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
deep deep deep cleaned the bathroom after work today everyone PLEASE clap
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM