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Bagel Dust
@bageldust.bsky.social
Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
My gas tank gets around if you know what I mean.
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Bet today is gonna be a normal ole Monday.
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Keep celebrating mediocrity. Your defeat will come sooner than you expect.
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
More war before New Years chat?
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ Holidays!
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Keeping my skeets redacted since they aren’t very good.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
You’ve heard of Depeche Mode, now get ready for Depressed Mode!
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Bears are the luckiest garbage in the league.
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We all remember “that one guy” but what if you are “that one guy?”

Do you remember?
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i spent too much time worrying about my grades and what others thought of me instead of continuing to draw cool fucking dragons.
i spend too much time worrying about what others think of me and too little time thinking about how fucking cool dragons are
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
People nowadays lack family values because they haven’t suffered together on a cross country roadtrip.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Reposted by Bagel Dust
It's best to understand that fascists see hypocrisy as a virtue. It's how they signal that the things they are doing to people were never meant to be equally applied.

It's not an inconsistency. It's very consistent to the only true fascist value, which is domination.
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Perfect example of why we were all required to show our work in math class.
Inflation didn’t go down, it got disappeared
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sorry folks 2025 is closed.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Word on beat has infected my house.
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
People watching reminds you that being different can be a good thing.
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Looking up my health stats on my Apple Watch makes me feel like the worlds worst Tamagotchi.
December 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Aka I suffer from brain
i suffer from TDS
December 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Packers season is over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Average NFL team is worth $7 billion dollars, yet real grass is too expensive.
December 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reposted by Bagel Dust
The Grimace reaper
December 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
2026 is going to be my beer!
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Wet socks
December 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I’m beginning to think this is not the most wonderful time of the year.
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We all just need more electrolytes.
December 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM