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Bagel Dust
@bageldust.bsky.social
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Like an everything bagel, I’m only here for those with taste.
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Monster condom for my magnum dong. Frank Reynolds quote from it’s always sunny.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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"Time has come you guys. We are finally going to fulfill our prophecies of outer space travel."
Zoltan for the continuum transfunctioner
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Skipped Pumpkin beer and jumped right to the winter holiday beer.
Pint glass of Modelo Noche Especial next to the bottle.
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Pigment out here selling fart candles.
Boy Smells essentials candle
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Bit of diversity with your coffee?
Image of the Rouse Simmons which was a three-masted schooner famous for having sunk in a violent storm on Lake Michigan in 1912. The ship was bound for Chicago with a cargo of Christmas trees when it foundered off Two Rivers, Wisconsin, killing all on board.
October 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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To the puds on this platform: this is another example of what fascism looks like.
White House website count down clock to government shutdown blaming democrats for the shutdown.
October 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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“Blah” -Toad
Coffee mug with frog and toad sitting on a desk. There is a “Live Free Eat Trash” raccoon sticker behind the mug
September 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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What Mike Johnson meant when he said that Trump was an FBI informant:
South Parks detective Harris dressed up as a hooker on the street smoking a cigarette
September 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Seattle with the San Diego vibes. 🤙
San Diego Sunset in downtown San Diego
September 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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No promises coffee cup. No promises.
Coffee cup that says don’t be an asshole from Coffee Dose in California
August 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Same
Image of Fred Flintstone with 3 Push Up pops
August 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I could really use the “my shirts fuck, but I sure don’t!” confidence from 2003.
A shirt depicting an Eagle and clouds symbolizing my protected virginity. Source: https://themountain.com/eagle-clouds-classic-cotton-t-shirt/?setCurrencyId=1&sku=1033701&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22219054232&gbraid=0AAAAADj1E5zvDd9fbq3MMVj8l4fPNlIlR
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Diversity is beautiful.
The Schooner Wyoming Photo Source: https://www.hrmm.org/history-blog/sail-freighter-friday-schooner-wyoming-1909-1924
August 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Cracker Barrel really said “how can we let customers know our food is ass?”
Golden Corral logo next to new Cracker Barrel logo
August 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you
The Legend of Zelda Orcarina of Time Start screen
August 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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So your name is Katherine but your email says Sarah 🤔

Seems legit!
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August 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Old Trusty 🍊🍺
Blue Moon Belgian White in a Blue Moon glass next to the empty can on a kitchen table
July 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Had to grab a beer to participate!
Dogfish head Grateful Dead juicy pale ale beer can in hand being pulled from the fridge.
July 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Does anyone actually fall for this stuff?
A spam text trying to act like UPS
July 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I asked for a cup of Joe, not Joy. This day is bullshit.
Starbucks cup that says “cup of joy”
July 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Just did 3 lines because fuck it.
Empty container of Chocolate Covered Pretzel Oreos
June 25, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Sadness comes in many forms.
Oreos broken on the ground in Chicago
June 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I’m here you fuckass bitch
Chicago lakefront aka the greatest city view in the US
June 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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It was time for a creamy fuckin pint 🍺 ☘️
Guinness Pint with a clover outline in the foam on a bar
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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My Chicken is actually Patrick Star.

Leedle Leedle Lee
Polder meat thermometer showing a chicken and the 165° temp that it should be done and the current temp at LLL
May 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM