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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · Aug 19
tuesdays
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fenyxvibez.bsky.social
This is a part of what I have been working on for the past 6 months. 8 events planned ranging from fundraisers , parades to helping the community. Yesterday was our 50th Christmas Luncheon where we were able to feed over 400 people. I am grateful for my team and volunteers
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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daybear.bsky.social
you do not need to put those rotting bananas in your freezer for later. you will not be making banana bread. that is the devil talking
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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wingedwolf94.bsky.social
The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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doofivirus.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
I have not had this much fun with a racing game in a long while until Kirby Air Riders came along. Absolute sheer chaos; it’s like Mario Kart had a baby with Sonic Racing, but the baby is on meth. Every moment of city trials I’m fearing for my life.

10/10 A+
a video game character named kirby is driving a white car
ALT: a video game character named kirby is driving a white car
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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incorrectffqts.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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tankedbyfrank.bsky.social
Back and bi's today!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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hby.bsky.social
#pixelart
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
Kirby Air Riders is fantastic

ps buy my machine pls
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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playstationpark.bsky.social
'Chrono Cross' was released on the PlayStation 26 years ago today in Japan.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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allburrnobite.bsky.social
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I’VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR A STREAMER AWARD!!!!!

If you’d like to help me win, you can vote for me HERE: streamerawards.com/vote/
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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lillikoifish.bsky.social
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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redeyeyeen.bsky.social
I feel this in my soul 😂
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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stavvers.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
Watchmen panel depicting a human skeleton with some muscle on it screaming by a fence while guards look on in horror. Text box says november 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for 30 seconds before vanishing
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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anisongs.bsky.social
OP1 - Outlaw Star (1998)

Through the Night - Arimachi Masahiko

#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #OutlawStar #TakehikoItō #Sunrise
August 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
soup!!!!
illustration of two brown bears stirring a big pot of stew with a large wooden spoon. the two bears wear chefs hat, so you know they are qualified. the pot looks like ceramic and has a folk art pattern, based on old corning-ware. the soup has a bunch of colorful vegetables. there is steam in the shape of hearts coming from the soup. cuz it's made with love.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
pokemon on the steam machine looking good
Screenshot from the pokemon minecraft mod cobblemon. The spheals are cubes and are stacked on top of each other. The steam machine console just announced is also a cube.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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arieskadmon.bsky.social
This isn't easy for me to say but I've been struggling financially since my unemployment benefits ended. I've sold a LOT of my things to get by and it hasn't been enough. I start working next week but I'm posting my Venmo in case anyone would like to donate a buck or two.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
Venmo | Justin Freeman
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
venmo.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal showing you a magic trick 1. Take your age 2. Add 4 That's not your age
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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showandtell2u.com
RIP
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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lyraxite.bsky.social
This is the future leftists want
A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Life size spheal pokemon plush on an ocean background giving a thumbs up with a human hand. The text says "you have been visited by the spheal of approval" and he is saying "you're doing great!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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toastythewulf.bsky.social
CW: Hades 2 Ending Spoilers

Commission for @broxthehusky.bsky.social I had so much fun with this one!
A Hades 2 style commission featuring Brox as the god of the bloom. He's floating and wearing gold jewelry and thorny glasses. Pink roses and rose petals float around him and he's holding a pink rose in one hand. The text box reads "So my little flower, you're really letting your gramps off the hook, huh? I mean, I'm all for new beginnings and all, but pardon my thorns, the guy sucks!" An alt where Brox looks angry, and the text reads "I swear if Hermes doesn't stop trampling my lilies, I'm giving that twink hay fever!" An alt where Brox looks flustered and the text reads "Zeus better calm down with the late-night summonings or else it won't just be the roses budding this spring"
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM