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Val @azurebolide.bsky.social · Aug 19
tuesdays
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stavvers.bsky.social
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming by the perimeter fence day to all who celebrate. A solemn 30 second screaming before vanishing will take place at 11am.
Watchmen panel depicting a human skeleton with some muscle on it screaming by a fence while guards look on in horror. Text box says november 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for 30 seconds before vanishing
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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anisongs.bsky.social
OP1 - Outlaw Star (1998)

Through the Night - Arimachi Masahiko

#Anime #Animesky #RetroAnime #Opening #AnimeOpening #OutlawStar #TakehikoItō #Sunrise
August 10, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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lauraillustrates.bsky.social
soup!!!!
illustration of two brown bears stirring a big pot of stew with a large wooden spoon. the two bears wear chefs hat, so you know they are qualified. the pot looks like ceramic and has a folk art pattern, based on old corning-ware. the soup has a bunch of colorful vegetables. there is steam in the shape of hearts coming from the soup. cuz it's made with love.
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
pokemon on the steam machine looking good
Screenshot from the pokemon minecraft mod cobblemon. The spheals are cubes and are stacked on top of each other. The steam machine console just announced is also a cube.
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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arieskadmon.bsky.social
This isn't easy for me to say but I've been struggling financially since my unemployment benefits ended. I've sold a LOT of my things to get by and it hasn't been enough. I start working next week but I'm posting my Venmo in case anyone would like to donate a buck or two.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
Venmo | Justin Freeman
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
venmo.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal showing you a magic trick 1. Take your age 2. Add 4 That's not your age
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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showandtell2u.com
RIP
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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lyraxite.bsky.social
This is the future leftists want
A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Life size spheal pokemon plush on an ocean background giving a thumbs up with a human hand. The text says "you have been visited by the spheal of approval" and he is saying "you're doing great!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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toastythewulf.bsky.social
CW: Hades 2 Ending Spoilers

Commission for @broxthehusky.bsky.social I had so much fun with this one!
A Hades 2 style commission featuring Brox as the god of the bloom. He's floating and wearing gold jewelry and thorny glasses. Pink roses and rose petals float around him and he's holding a pink rose in one hand. The text box reads "So my little flower, you're really letting your gramps off the hook, huh? I mean, I'm all for new beginnings and all, but pardon my thorns, the guy sucks!" An alt where Brox looks angry, and the text reads "I swear if Hermes doesn't stop trampling my lilies, I'm giving that twink hay fever!" An alt where Brox looks flustered and the text reads "Zeus better calm down with the late-night summonings or else it won't just be the roses budding this spring"
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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leahgreenberg.bsky.social
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
darthbluesky.bsky.social darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10d
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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cellspex.bsky.social
Normalize this reaction
#art #artists
November 8, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
forgot to post last night but I found a full odds shiny gastly on halloween and gastlys are just floating spheals if you really think about it
My shiny gastly in pokemon legends za on top of a roof but I have edited the picture so it's a spheal gastly
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
it's sphoup season
A wurmple in the pokemon anime drinking soup but the vegetables are pokemon rumble spheal
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal saying "boo" Very scary
October 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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broxthehusky.bsky.social
👀
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
WHATTTTT
en.finalfantasyxiv.com FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 14d
Fashion enjoyers, this one is for you!

From Patch 7.4 onward, you'll be able to equip any glamours regardless of your class/job! ✨

Mix and match your favorite outfits and slay on the battlefield! 💅
A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Au Ra dark knight wielding a great sword while dressed in white mage artifact armor. A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing a Hrothgar pictomancer wielding a paintbrush while wearing paladin artifact armor. A Final Fantasy 14 screenshot showing an Elezen dragoon wielding a lance while wearing fisher attire.
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
HELL YEAH
October 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
Yall please go help out my best power bottom friend ✨
October 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal next to a transmission tower/pylon/hydrotower/whatever you want to call it wearing the hat from pokemon legends za with the text "i love paris", as if unaware that spheals are banned in lumiose and is not really looking at the eiffel tower/prism tower
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
A massive Animal Crossing update was NOT on my bingo card 🤯
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
azurebolide.bsky.social
hello
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM