azninsect
azninsect.bsky.social
azninsect
@azninsect.bsky.social
Am here.
Mostly crossposting from my Mastodon account (@azninsect@kind.social) using Skymoth, but am active here too.
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For Valentine’s Day I got you this absolutely insane 20 minutes of comedy.

This is LRR’s answer to a british panel show!
We’re just 30 minutes away from the season 3 premiere of The Panalysts!

Episode 1 is being presented as a YouTube premiere, with the following 11 episodes coming your way as normal videos every Saturday at 10:00AM Pacific! youtu.be/WiavUVyBGg8
A More Evolved Man-Bat || Panalysts S3E1
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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NEW PANALYSTS!
It’s live

youtu.be/WiavUVyBGg8
A More Evolved Man-Bat || Panalysts S3E1
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
It's the 14th today and it's your annual reminder that this day is consumerist nonsense and full of unnecessary social obligation and should be eliminated forever

Love, though
February 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
My #DB2025 Dbloons have arrived. Pleased as punch
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Sussan Ley is being taken out behind the Brendan Nelson Memorial shed to look at the Bunnies by a man whose only claim to fame is being busted making fake comments on his Facebook posts.

#AusPol
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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NEW LEGO CONTAINER SHIP JUST DROPPED
Maersk Dual-Fuel Container Vessel 40955 | UNKNOWN | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
LEGO® collectible container ship building kit to display
www.lego.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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forgot the most important of the genre
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
the fridge at work has scrabble tiles which were recently all collected and put back in the bucket

do i just do the gremlin thing and put all of them back, but make columns of each letter in alphabetical order?

i might need lunch
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i need more shirts from food places i like
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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Feeling very called out...
February 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Sony State of Play announcing Death Stranding 2 PC port release date makes me laugh
February 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
The gym mum and dad (the older couple who have been there from day 1 and love everyone who walks through the doors) announced their engagement today and everyone is absolutely screaming!

Joy is nice.
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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oh ya horse year
#art
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Out of all the thing that could've happened this morning...

I wasn't expecting a 8.8 severity remote code execution CVE from Windows Notepad.

msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide...
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
a sad day knowing the louvre of bluesky is not here
February 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
idk maybe its time to bring phpBB and IRC back into vogue
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Some people have asked me about today's news re Hasbro partnering with Rowling, concerned what it means for Universes Beyond, but I am NOT authorized to speak on behalf of Hasbro or Wizard of the Coast.

As a private citizen, I CAN say I'd part ways with WotC immediately if I saw it on a schedule.
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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this was funnier in my head
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
i would really like to own one of those Boston Dynamics dogs.

i have 0 idea what id do with one but i want one

maybe i can get it to play fetch
February 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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People think being hot is about looks when it’s actually about DECISIVE WALKING SPEED.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
My age verification is:

- My first computer was a Commodore 64
- I had an Angelfire account and wrote websites in Notepad
- Used AIM and MSN Messenger to talk to everyone
- Lived through the Y2K scare
- Know what noises a Modem made
- Edited an autoexec.bat file to get games to run
- Back pain
My age verificiation is:

- I've used a pencil to rewind a cassette tape
- rented movies from Blockbuster
- had Livejournal and Geocities accounts
- used AIM to talk to friends in college
- graduated high school before 9/11
- remember when Gmail had a waiting list
- used T9 to text
a man is holding a piece of paper that says " how you like them apples "
ALT: a man is holding a piece of paper that says " how you like them apples "
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I present to the jury of my peers. This.
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 AM