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Peter Thiel, a friend of child rapist Jeffrey Epstein, who, based on released emails, definitely appears to also be a child rapist, doesn't think you should listen to the Pope.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Look folks, you have no idea how hard it is, to not accidentally murder people.

We're trying our best but it will probably happen again!
So you mistakenly dismembered a journalist?
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Almost every problem in America can be traced back to Christianity.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Here we have a traitor to America, getting ready to drain the balls of one of America's enemies.
"Bone saws are fine in a pinch, my crown prince, but imagine how many journalists you could kill with an F-35 fighter jet."
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Recent studies have shown that current AI tools don't increase productivity, lead to more mistakes, and laziness. Heavy reliance on AI, has been shown to make people effectively dumber.

But great way to frame rising unemployment.
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Wow I apparently forgot all about this war, but did the Trump administration forget to stop fighting it for the past 11 months???
Brooke Rollins on the Omaha Steaks CEO saying beef prices could rise to $10/pound: "We are suffering from the last administration's literal war on cattle."
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Only the dumbest people alive would value a promise from pathological liars.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump supporters are the ultimate chumps and bootlickers.
The way he rubs his inhumanity in Americans” face never ceases to stun me.

He’s illegally refusing to pay food stamp benefits…

…while he throws a ridiculously over the top Gatsby party for his right wing millionaire and corporate friends.
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Poor Joe Rogan suffered severe brain damage in his MMA days, and now he doesn't know the difference between measles and chicken pox.😭
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What? The peace plan fell apart?!?
Golly gosh I am so surprised that we couldn't trust two war criminals, that want to turn the West Bank into the Riviera, to keep their word!!!
I thought Trump said all this was over thanks to his leadership.
October 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
WTF is a "perfect MRI"? How can a big fatass with obvious dementia, hypertension, and persistent hematomas on his hand, have "perfect reports" from his doctors?

What an asshole.
Reporter: Did you get an MRI?

Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah…  nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Bannon is in the Epstein files, and that's all we need to know about Steve Bannon and his opinions.
October 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This senile old man thinks a "cognitive test", a test for dementia and other neurological problems, is an IQ test.

This absolute dumbass thinks identifying animals commonly found at a zoo, would be part of a high IQ test.
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe ... "
October 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
How TF are you going to see to "white powder" *inside* silver cases???

What an asshole.
Trump on the boats the military is striking: "When you see 5 engines on a boat going about 65 miles an hour loaded up with white powder in silver cases, generally speaking that's not a good sign. They're not going fishing, right? And you don't see any fishing rods."
October 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Scientist here.
You can spray chemicals from aircraft to stimulate rain, but "Chemtrails" aren't a thing.

White trails behind aircraft? Droplets of water, condensed from water vapor in the air.

Ask yourself where thousands of gallons of chemicals would be stored on commercial and private aircraft.
EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin announces his agency is launching a major investigation into the right-wing conspiracies about chemtrails and weather manipulation to get to the bottom of it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A fellow scientist, and definitely real person, has just dropped new research! Please support her totally legit work, so she can afford a neck transplant, that will be able to support her head.
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We all mosey on down to the local saloon to decide what these city slickers are gonna pay us, that's how commodities markets work!
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Think about the logistics of paying 7 million people for attending protests nationwide.

Then think about how to do that without leaving any evidence of those 7 million transactions.

The GOP is only supported by the dumbest people on Earth.
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
"The party of law and order"
LMAO
This doesn’t even include the ones who had pending case but he had their charges dropped.
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
In a functional military, that wasn't run by an incompetent, alcoholic, FOX news host, this guy would be immediately demoted.
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These guys don't stand a chance.
Years ago I discovered how to summon and kill Yahweh, so I did.

And nobody can prove that I didn't.
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is Trump's ear that got "shot".
Can you find a scar?
October 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
To say this after Trump pardoned J6 insurrectionists, who physically assaulted police officers, is the ultimate insult to his audience's intelligence.
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Never forget that the senile, convicted rapist, who is begging for a Nobel Peace Prize, sabotaged a peace deal to benefit himself, costing an untold number of lives.
It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is the most insane shit ever. How are they going to spin this as American First??? Totally has nothing to do with his free plane from Qatar.
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM