Adam Avitable
@avitable.bsky.social
Tulsa currently. Writer, photographer and comedian. Pro-SW, vocal trans ally and feminist. Cis/Pan. He/they. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Find me: linktr.ee/avitable
Find me: linktr.ee/avitable
I would love for Bill to get his novel made. Check out his Kickstarter and consider backing Omega Reign on @kickstarter.com, just like me!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
Omega Reign an epic superhero novel by Bill Coffin
In Hudson City, hero Praetorian, burdened by 75 years of sacrifice, dares a villain to trigger a quantum doomsday device.
www.kickstarter.com
August 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I would love for Bill to get his novel made. Check out his Kickstarter and consider backing Omega Reign on @kickstarter.com, just like me!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...
Hi @altmadison.bsky.social - how do we find the playlist you and Kat curated recently - the women of Lithium? I have been unable to find it!
April 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hi @altmadison.bsky.social - how do we find the playlist you and Kat curated recently - the women of Lithium? I have been unable to find it!
I’m starting a task force to spread anti-Christian bias. Who’s with me?
February 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m starting a task force to spread anti-Christian bias. Who’s with me?
The stupidest people in the world are convinced that Elon Musk is a genius. Do with that what you will.
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The stupidest people in the world are convinced that Elon Musk is a genius. Do with that what you will.
The year is 2027.
The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.
The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The year is 2027.
The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.
The ruling class flaunts their wealth by pelting each other with eggs and toilet paper while farting and spitting.
BREAKING NEWS: President Trump shit in his hand this morning and threw it at a photo array of people who oppose him, including journalists, Democrats, and all of the former members of his Cabinet. The excrement was yellow and soup-like and covered most of his team in addition to the photos.
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
BREAKING NEWS: President Trump shit in his hand this morning and threw it at a photo array of people who oppose him, including journalists, Democrats, and all of the former members of his Cabinet. The excrement was yellow and soup-like and covered most of his team in addition to the photos.
I wish Trump was more concerned with the qualifications of his GED hires than the DEI hires.
January 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I wish Trump was more concerned with the qualifications of his GED hires than the DEI hires.
It’s my birthday, though the thought of celebrating anything right now seems difficult. Liquor will help.
January 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s my birthday, though the thought of celebrating anything right now seems difficult. Liquor will help.
Just got fired by a Truth Social post. I was the DEI coordinator of our nation’s rainbow facility, ensuring that rainbows were handed out on a 3:1 ratio to queer Americans.
January 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just got fired by a Truth Social post. I was the DEI coordinator of our nation’s rainbow facility, ensuring that rainbows were handed out on a 3:1 ratio to queer Americans.
If you refresh the TikTok app, it’s now a Spirit Halloween.
January 19, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you refresh the TikTok app, it’s now a Spirit Halloween.
I think it’s time for California to stop supporting welfare red states and focus their energy on long term fire prevention and state-specific initiatives.
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think it’s time for California to stop supporting welfare red states and focus their energy on long term fire prevention and state-specific initiatives.
Today is the four year anniversary of one of the most shameful moments in our nation’s history, which includes among its roster the start of the Civil War, the elections of Trump, and the introduction of Crystal Pepsi.
January 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Today is the four year anniversary of one of the most shameful moments in our nation’s history, which includes among its roster the start of the Civil War, the elections of Trump, and the introduction of Crystal Pepsi.
When I drive by an attractive woman jogging, I always honk, roll my window down, and yell "I admire your commitment to your health!"
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
When I drive by an attractive woman jogging, I always honk, roll my window down, and yell "I admire your commitment to your health!"
Christmas Eve implies the existence of Christmas Adam, who ruins the party for everyone, blames it on Eve, and then makes out with Lilith under the mistletoe.
December 24, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Christmas Eve implies the existence of Christmas Adam, who ruins the party for everyone, blames it on Eve, and then makes out with Lilith under the mistletoe.
The best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.
December 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
The best friends in the world will see something that reminds them of you and just send it to you for no reason. And then you have the friends at a whole new level who send you gifts like this.
The 7th season finale of Dating Kinda Sucks is out, and I'd love for you to check it out! This week we talked about traveling in Taiwan, dating in Tulsa, and answer a listener question -does she actually like her boyfriend? Check us out on any podcast app or YouTube today!
pod.link/1360565233
pod.link/1360565233
Dating Kinda Sucks
An honest, raw, and hilarious podcast about dating, sex, and relationships, hosted by millennial serial dater Sarah G and grizzled comedian Adam Avitable. Whether you're single, committed, or it's com...
pod.link
December 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The 7th season finale of Dating Kinda Sucks is out, and I'd love for you to check it out! This week we talked about traveling in Taiwan, dating in Tulsa, and answer a listener question -does she actually like her boyfriend? Check us out on any podcast app or YouTube today!
pod.link/1360565233
pod.link/1360565233
Authorities are now reporting that the assassin has dreamy eyes and smells like cinnamon sugar cookies.
December 8, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Authorities are now reporting that the assassin has dreamy eyes and smells like cinnamon sugar cookies.
Apparently my new favorite genre is “Pixie Gen Z Alternative Pop”
funniest part about spotify in the last 2 years is they’ve just started inventing new genre names by slamming whatever words together. it’s always shit like “spin trip-hop eclectic jazz bop” like what does that even mean
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Apparently my new favorite genre is “Pixie Gen Z Alternative Pop”
thankful for ibuprofen
November 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
thankful for ibuprofen
Avitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Avitafest will be the most eclectically confusing mix of music you've ever listened to in your life, but free vodka Red Bulls for everyone! Clothing optional (obviously).
Reposted by Adam Avitable
10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
November 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.
I’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.
November 28, 2024 at 9:35 PM
I’m thankful for vodka Red Bull.
Reposted by Adam Avitable
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
As someone who's spending the day alone, I'm thankful that I don't have to teach anyone what tariffs are or explain that Obamacare is the same as the ACA today.
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
As someone who's spending the day alone, I'm thankful that I don't have to teach anyone what tariffs are or explain that Obamacare is the same as the ACA today.
403 years ago we had the first Thanksgiving.
Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?
Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
403 years ago we had the first Thanksgiving.
Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?
Can we finally admit that stuffing sucks and turkey is mid at best?