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Adam Avitable
@avitable.bsky.social
Tulsa currently. Writer, photographer and comedian. Pro-SW, vocal trans ally and feminist. Cis/Pan. He/they. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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I searched for that, but nothing shows up that's relevant. Did they delete it after Women's History Month ended? That would be pretty shitty because it was a great playlist!
April 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Trump has been in a medically induced coma for a year and his 2028 re-election seems inevitable.

No one has heard from JD Vance since he underwent the Neuralink procedure in 2026.

Elon Musk only exists as a digital AI uploaded to every server by Presidential mandate. He’s still a Nazi.
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The lower class, relegated to using bidets and eating woke foods like avocados, trade their advanced degrees as currency, performing science experiments in secret, risking death from violating the EO prohibiting Americans from being smarter than the President.
February 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A new memo has circulated requiring all agencies to remove toilet paper from all federal bathrooms and mandates shitting in your hand and throwing it at journalists and Democrats as a sign of solidarity with the President's shit-throwing agenda.
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Illegal immigrant and ketamine addict Elon Musk made a little moustache with the President's shit and called himself Shitler for the rest of the day. "This will get the edgelords to like me for another day," he said. "Plus comedy is legal now."
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Masterfully thrown," said JD Vance as he wiped the splattered shit off of his face.
"Yummy, I wish I was there," reported Jesse Waters from Fox News.
"What a powerful show of strength from Daddy," exclaimed Tucker Carlson.
February 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Thank you!
January 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s short for Garland or Garage or Gallery.
December 31, 2024 at 4:59 PM