Avery
@averygordon.bsky.social
History educator turned stay-at-home dad. Aspiring author. Amateur musician. Wannabe baker. Survivor and Big Brother sicko. Obsessive gamer. And if it wasn't already obvious, "somewhat" functional ADHDer.
We're doing 2016 photo drops, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 7:21 PM
We're doing 2016 photo drops, huh?
Definitely need to add to the PNW, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Would like to go to the rest of NE as well, plus maybe South Carolina. The rest, meh.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Definitely need to add to the PNW, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Would like to go to the rest of NE as well, plus maybe South Carolina. The rest, meh.
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January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I'm done. Bye. Cancel the season. #TheTraitorsUS. Ian and Rob first two murders. Producers failed us with this turret.
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I'm done. Bye. Cancel the season. #TheTraitorsUS. Ian and Rob first two murders. Producers failed us with this turret.
Parvarti these Traitors are not #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Parvarti these Traitors are not #TheTraitorsUS
Rob C. Clockinggggggg #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Rob C. Clockinggggggg #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Rob Cesternino will not be the first person murdered on #TheTraitorsUS.
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Rob Cesternino will not be the first person murdered on #TheTraitorsUS.
I mean, we knew, but good God rapport is unbelievablely insufferable #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I mean, we knew, but good God rapport is unbelievablely insufferable #TheTraitorsUS
Genuinely getting really emotional seeing Rob on my TV again after 20+ years.
It's healing my 11 year old self who cried his eyes out in 2004 when he voted off in All stars.
#TheTraitorsUS
It's healing my 11 year old self who cried his eyes out in 2004 when he voted off in All stars.
#TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Genuinely getting really emotional seeing Rob on my TV again after 20+ years.
It's healing my 11 year old self who cried his eyes out in 2004 when he voted off in All stars.
#TheTraitorsUS
It's healing my 11 year old self who cried his eyes out in 2004 when he voted off in All stars.
#TheTraitorsUS
Ah, it dropped early!!! I am not prepared. Omg omg. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ah, it dropped early!!! I am not prepared. Omg omg. #TheTraitorsUS
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I almost feel bad for being this impacted by the news. Her real friends and family deserve that space to mourn most.
But watching someone all summer long, you grow attached and really feel a sense that you knew them too. It’s the parasocialness I suppose. Damn it hits hard still though.
But watching someone all summer long, you grow attached and really feel a sense that you knew them too. It’s the parasocialness I suppose. Damn it hits hard still though.
December 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I almost feel bad for being this impacted by the news. Her real friends and family deserve that space to mourn most.
But watching someone all summer long, you grow attached and really feel a sense that you knew them too. It’s the parasocialness I suppose. Damn it hits hard still though.
But watching someone all summer long, you grow attached and really feel a sense that you knew them too. It’s the parasocialness I suppose. Damn it hits hard still though.
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I know we’re all in shock about Mickey. It’s a really sensitive time for a lot of people already because the holidays can be hard. Please remember to take extra care good care of yourselves right now, including disengaging from sm for a minute if you need to. Love to my bloomfs ♥️🫶
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I know we’re all in shock about Mickey. It’s a really sensitive time for a lot of people already because the holidays can be hard. Please remember to take extra care good care of yourselves right now, including disengaging from sm for a minute if you need to. Love to my bloomfs ♥️🫶
Top 5 Xmas movies, because lists are fun (even if they are arbitrary and reductive)
The Lion in Winter
The Holdovers
The Family Stone
We're No Angels
Home Alone
The Lion in Winter
The Holdovers
The Family Stone
We're No Angels
Home Alone
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Top 5 Xmas movies, because lists are fun (even if they are arbitrary and reductive)
The Lion in Winter
The Holdovers
The Family Stone
We're No Angels
Home Alone
The Lion in Winter
The Holdovers
The Family Stone
We're No Angels
Home Alone
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CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND
December 21, 2025 at 4:31 AM
CALEB WILLIAMS LEGEND
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Greatest Bears regular season win of my life, I’m pretty sure! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP!?!?!
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Greatest Bears regular season win of my life, I’m pretty sure! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO SLEEP!?!?!
No Genevieve in the preview?????
Excuse me.
I'm worried
Excuse me.
I'm worried
a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants sleeping under a blanket
ALT: a cartoon of a spongebob squarepants sleeping under a blanket
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No Genevieve in the preview?????
Excuse me.
I'm worried
Excuse me.
I'm worried
They really put one winner on each tribe for season 50, huh. #Survivor #Survivor49.
I really felt spoiled on the winner since finding out the S50 tribe splits.
I really felt spoiled on the winner since finding out the S50 tribe splits.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
They really put one winner on each tribe for season 50, huh. #Survivor #Survivor49.
I really felt spoiled on the winner since finding out the S50 tribe splits.
I really felt spoiled on the winner since finding out the S50 tribe splits.