Avery
@averygordon.bsky.social
History educator turned stay-at-home dad. Aspiring author. Amateur musician. Wannabe baker. Survivor and Big Brother sicko. Obsessive gamer. And if it wasn't already obvious, "somewhat" functional ADHDer.
Owning an old home is such a money pit. 0/10, would not recommend. Genuinely makes me miss renting, it's that bad.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Owning an old home is such a money pit. 0/10, would not recommend. Genuinely makes me miss renting, it's that bad.
James Franco The GIF
ALT: James Franco The GIF
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November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Timing feels a little off to be dropping #Survivor50 premiere news when we're still at final 9 in #Survivor49. That feels like a finale night tease. 🤔
Anyway, let the skyline be warned. This will be an obnoxious Cirie and Genevieve stan account for the duration of season 50. #Survivor
Anyway, let the skyline be warned. This will be an obnoxious Cirie and Genevieve stan account for the duration of season 50. #Survivor
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Timing feels a little off to be dropping #Survivor50 premiere news when we're still at final 9 in #Survivor49. That feels like a finale night tease. 🤔
Anyway, let the skyline be warned. This will be an obnoxious Cirie and Genevieve stan account for the duration of season 50. #Survivor
Anyway, let the skyline be warned. This will be an obnoxious Cirie and Genevieve stan account for the duration of season 50. #Survivor
I cannot believe how badly Rizzo and Savannah snowed the hell out of the rest of them. Absolutely embarrassing for the other 4. #Survivor #Survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I cannot believe how badly Rizzo and Savannah snowed the hell out of the rest of them. Absolutely embarrassing for the other 4. #Survivor #Survivor49
Okay Rizzo, your speaking my language. Get to work, King. #Survivor #Survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Okay Rizzo, your speaking my language. Get to work, King. #Survivor #Survivor49
Idk why, but Savannah's goodbye wave absolutely fried me #Survivor #Survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Idk why, but Savannah's goodbye wave absolutely fried me #Survivor #Survivor49
Unboxing my BIG BROTHER 27 Care Package! | Vince BB27
YouTube video by Vinny Panaro
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November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Me seeing all the Bloomfs post about the Morgan deep dive while I'm unable to watch.
squidward from spongebob looks out a window
ALT: squidward from spongebob looks out a window
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November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me seeing all the Bloomfs post about the Morgan deep dive while I'm unable to watch.
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😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
What a great night. What a great, great night.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
What a great night. What a great, great night.
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Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Exit polls say Abigail Spanberger won young men 56–42 today. Talk about a narrative buster.
Sage, my queen. #Survivor #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sage, my queen. #Survivor #Survivor49
How is Sage the only one who sees through Shannon's schtick. She's so obviously full of shit. #Survivor #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
How is Sage the only one who sees through Shannon's schtick. She's so obviously full of shit. #Survivor #Survivor49
Sophie S confessional coming out party. She gone, gone. #Survivor #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sophie S confessional coming out party. She gone, gone. #Survivor #Survivor49
I do love a "I think my strategy worked" confessional followed up by the rest of the tribe talking about how it was BS scene. #Survivor #Survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I do love a "I think my strategy worked" confessional followed up by the rest of the tribe talking about how it was BS scene. #Survivor #Survivor49
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rizo said welcome to survivor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay fine he got me. i like him. glad he's on my draft team. let's go kingy. #survivor49
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
rizo said welcome to survivor HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH okay fine he got me. i like him. glad he's on my draft team. let's go kingy. #survivor49
Ty's speech was so bad. A complete word vomit of banality #TheTraitorsCanada
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Ty's speech was so bad. A complete word vomit of banality #TheTraitorsCanada
Kevin understood the assignment #TheTraitorsCanada
October 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Kevin understood the assignment #TheTraitorsCanada
Rizzo is so gen-z coded that it almost feels like satire #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Rizzo is so gen-z coded that it almost feels like satire #Survivor49