Autumn Updates
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Shit posting about reality TV and daily life. #BookSky
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
my nephew got his first haircut today.
they turned that ipad to Ms Rachel and he didn’t have a single issue.
that woman’s power man… he was transfixed
they turned that ipad to Ms Rachel and he didn’t have a single issue.
that woman’s power man… he was transfixed
January 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
my nephew got his first haircut today.
they turned that ipad to Ms Rachel and he didn’t have a single issue.
that woman’s power man… he was transfixed
they turned that ipad to Ms Rachel and he didn’t have a single issue.
that woman’s power man… he was transfixed
I know I’m not saying anything new but FUCK ICE! God damn murderers.
Local law enforcement already don’t get enough training. Now we have Trump’s gestapo running out there brazenly, following no rules or code at all.
Local law enforcement already don’t get enough training. Now we have Trump’s gestapo running out there brazenly, following no rules or code at all.
Following the deadly ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz admonished the Trump administration for "governing by reality TV" and exclaimed, "We do not need any further help from the federal government."
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I know I’m not saying anything new but FUCK ICE! God damn murderers.
Local law enforcement already don’t get enough training. Now we have Trump’s gestapo running out there brazenly, following no rules or code at all.
Local law enforcement already don’t get enough training. Now we have Trump’s gestapo running out there brazenly, following no rules or code at all.
Yall. If have carpets (especially if you have pets) you are living in filth if you don’t rake the carpet.
I had the carpets steamed in this house and professionally cleaned. The previous owners were tidy!
It’s no match for carpet. Trigger warning: look what I raked up from my staircase ALONE
I had the carpets steamed in this house and professionally cleaned. The previous owners were tidy!
It’s no match for carpet. Trigger warning: look what I raked up from my staircase ALONE
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Yall. If have carpets (especially if you have pets) you are living in filth if you don’t rake the carpet.
I had the carpets steamed in this house and professionally cleaned. The previous owners were tidy!
It’s no match for carpet. Trigger warning: look what I raked up from my staircase ALONE
I had the carpets steamed in this house and professionally cleaned. The previous owners were tidy!
It’s no match for carpet. Trigger warning: look what I raked up from my staircase ALONE
My first stand up comedy show was a success.
5 minute set and people actually laughed! I’m really glad I pushed myself to take this on. One new year’s resolution crossed off the list already
5 minute set and people actually laughed! I’m really glad I pushed myself to take this on. One new year’s resolution crossed off the list already
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
My first stand up comedy show was a success.
5 minute set and people actually laughed! I’m really glad I pushed myself to take this on. One new year’s resolution crossed off the list already
5 minute set and people actually laughed! I’m really glad I pushed myself to take this on. One new year’s resolution crossed off the list already
a new year’s resolution in adding to my list is limiting my usage of ChatGPT.
i’ll likely still use it in some capacity for automation at work or complex research i’d have trouble doing on my own.
but i ain’t using it for funsies or simple tasks anymore if i can find the information myself
i’ll likely still use it in some capacity for automation at work or complex research i’d have trouble doing on my own.
but i ain’t using it for funsies or simple tasks anymore if i can find the information myself
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 AM
a new year’s resolution in adding to my list is limiting my usage of ChatGPT.
i’ll likely still use it in some capacity for automation at work or complex research i’d have trouble doing on my own.
but i ain’t using it for funsies or simple tasks anymore if i can find the information myself
i’ll likely still use it in some capacity for automation at work or complex research i’d have trouble doing on my own.
but i ain’t using it for funsies or simple tasks anymore if i can find the information myself
The sunday scaries are INTENSE post holidays man
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
The sunday scaries are INTENSE post holidays man
my stand up comedy showcase is tomorrow and i have not practiced since before christmas because i got caught up in the move-
a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
ALT: a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:36 AM
my stand up comedy showcase is tomorrow and i have not practiced since before christmas because i got caught up in the move-
he’s fucking mental
Breaking news: President Trump says the United States will ‘run’ Venezuela during transition after a U.S. raid captured President Nicolás Maduro and his wife.
Live updates: Trump says U.S. will ‘run’ Venezuela during transition after U.S. raid captured Maduro
The United States launched a large-scale strike on Venezuela, captured its president, Nicolás Maduro, and flew him out of the country, President Trump said.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
he’s fucking mental
paid off my car loan today, feeling powerful
the only debt to my name is the mortgage at this point
the only debt to my name is the mortgage at this point
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
paid off my car loan today, feeling powerful
the only debt to my name is the mortgage at this point
the only debt to my name is the mortgage at this point
today’s projects at the new casa 😮💨
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
today’s projects at the new casa 😮💨
hung a mirror in my home perfectly level… only to stand back and realize the wall isn’t perfectly level so it looks askew🥀
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 PM
hung a mirror in my home perfectly level… only to stand back and realize the wall isn’t perfectly level so it looks askew🥀
side note- do i need to enable the installed alarm system?
i wasn’t going to but i’ve been on lock picking tiktok lately and those hoes can break into anything with ease 😪
i wasn’t going to but i’ve been on lock picking tiktok lately and those hoes can break into anything with ease 😪
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
side note- do i need to enable the installed alarm system?
i wasn’t going to but i’ve been on lock picking tiktok lately and those hoes can break into anything with ease 😪
i wasn’t going to but i’ve been on lock picking tiktok lately and those hoes can break into anything with ease 😪
Getting this MCM vintage dining table and will be getting it reupholstered.
What do we think about an off white/cream leather 🤔
I don’t want brown/dark as i’d like it to contrast with the wood
What do we think about an off white/cream leather 🤔
I don’t want brown/dark as i’d like it to contrast with the wood
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Getting this MCM vintage dining table and will be getting it reupholstered.
What do we think about an off white/cream leather 🤔
I don’t want brown/dark as i’d like it to contrast with the wood
What do we think about an off white/cream leather 🤔
I don’t want brown/dark as i’d like it to contrast with the wood
does anyone have experience with built in home theater systems?
there’s an old one in the basement, figure i need an AVR to get set up but i am far from an expert on all things electrical
there’s an old one in the basement, figure i need an AVR to get set up but i am far from an expert on all things electrical
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
does anyone have experience with built in home theater systems?
there’s an old one in the basement, figure i need an AVR to get set up but i am far from an expert on all things electrical
there’s an old one in the basement, figure i need an AVR to get set up but i am far from an expert on all things electrical
braved the elements to retrieve a fancy new TV from costco- the bf is now securely glued to the basement hang out zone leaving me free to tinker with the upper floors.
all is going according to plan.
all is going according to plan.
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
braved the elements to retrieve a fancy new TV from costco- the bf is now securely glued to the basement hang out zone leaving me free to tinker with the upper floors.
all is going according to plan.
all is going according to plan.
My vintage finds of the day: a little trailer lamp and old comic to put on my mid century modern record player + a jade floral arrangement for my window flower ✨
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
My vintage finds of the day: a little trailer lamp and old comic to put on my mid century modern record player + a jade floral arrangement for my window flower ✨
It’s nice to see people taking a damn stand. Good for them.
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It’s nice to see people taking a damn stand. Good for them.
my moving battle scars from tragically falling down 3 stairs
December 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
my moving battle scars from tragically falling down 3 stairs
my heart still hurts tbh king about mickey. my brain can’t accept that it’s real.
December 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my heart still hurts tbh king about mickey. my brain can’t accept that it’s real.
Does anyone have a Skylight calendar?
I was going to get one, but the subscription fee for features is such a turn off. Tell me what’s up
I was going to get one, but the subscription fee for features is such a turn off. Tell me what’s up
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Does anyone have a Skylight calendar?
I was going to get one, but the subscription fee for features is such a turn off. Tell me what’s up
I was going to get one, but the subscription fee for features is such a turn off. Tell me what’s up
guys the previous owner left dish washer *powder* and my gen z ass doesn’t know what to do with it 🚶♀️
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
guys the previous owner left dish washer *powder* and my gen z ass doesn’t know what to do with it 🚶♀️
yesterday we slept on the floor because we were too exhausted to rebuild the bed.
bed is built tonight 👏
bed is built tonight 👏
December 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
yesterday we slept on the floor because we were too exhausted to rebuild the bed.
bed is built tonight 👏
bed is built tonight 👏
my closet v my boyfriend’s closet in the new condo.
he’s saying he should be able to use some of my closet but i don’t understand why a man is being involved in a woman’s business? you got empty shelves in their sir
he’s saying he should be able to use some of my closet but i don’t understand why a man is being involved in a woman’s business? you got empty shelves in their sir
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my closet v my boyfriend’s closet in the new condo.
he’s saying he should be able to use some of my closet but i don’t understand why a man is being involved in a woman’s business? you got empty shelves in their sir
he’s saying he should be able to use some of my closet but i don’t understand why a man is being involved in a woman’s business? you got empty shelves in their sir