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Shit posting about reality TV and daily life. #BookSky
Mute "Big Brother" right now if you don't want to hear about it.
Meta is so creepy. Why the hell would they create an avatar for me and have it show up when swiping my profile pictures?

Instant delete.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Happy for yall and Zohran but here in Detroit, Mary Sheffield makes history as first female mayor of Detroit 🫶
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
made a tik tok that went semi viral in my city…. but now people are finding my big brother account
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
thank you 🫶
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dressed up as Detroit’s most iconic personal injury lawyer, Joumana Kayrouz, for our office halloween party.

Bleach blonde doesn’t suit me, but I do feel I nailed it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
shout out to the child who came to the trick or treat party at my grandparents’ senior living facility dressed as Soulja Boy
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
one of my clients from work just found my big brother tik tok and followed it #bb27
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
smash or pass on this MCM room divider/shelf unit?
October 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
One thing - queen Stephanie is gonna show up and show out for these challenges. Sometimes I forget Natalie is there, she's got her sister putting in WORK.

Soon as I saw that plow I knew old girl would be pulling-
#TAR38
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i’d be honored but we all know you already have a loving mamacita waiting at home
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
To be fair there were good people like Harriet Tubman and Serena Williams listed.

But when Saddam is also in the fold that hits you man.
October 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
not sure i’ve told this story on here before.

i’m having to go back through and relearn my multiplication tables.

i graduated valedictorian from the top high school in my state, but can’t do simple times tables

why you may ask? because as a child i was part of a learning pilot called vaughn cube
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the concept of angela being quinn’s mother in law #bb27 #TAR38
October 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
First new piece of furniture for the house (condo) secured! Found this for a great deal on market place, fully functional. Dude even let us pick some records to go with.

We always wanted to get into records but never really had the space - October 25th cannot come soon enough I’m ready to move in.
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October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i don’t think i have the heart to change me memoji from vince.

i think it might stay this way always.
#bb27
October 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
the airbnb is looking like a pre jury frat house
#bb27
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
hello i'd like to audition for the role of keanu's pants
#bb27
September 29, 2025 at 1:25 PM
taran's disgust during the rylie/katherine showmance...
#bb27
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
if i send you this it means i am highly uncomfortable and want to leave but am contractually obligated to stay here

#bb27
September 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A successful season on Bluesky!
Hope this place continues to grow.

#bb27
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So you’re telling me all this human chemistry was for nothing??????
#bb27
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM