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Chris Cummings
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I like computer nerd stuff, riding bikes, and plants. Tea > coffee. Tofu is good actually.
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Why do so many dudes watch the movie Up In The Air on planes?
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Pretty cathartic to see Saquan getting some runs this game. Go birds!
October 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
okay wtf is happening with the eagles. i don't get it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Well F
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
big philly sports night 🙏
cant believe we're in the 11th inning of this baseball game and 2nd quarter of the eagles game haha. fervently switching between them.
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Apples are so fucking good
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yikes that was a frustrating loss. There were some super sus calls but it definitely shouldn’t have been that close. Hoping to see things turn around quickly. Go birds!
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.
October 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
That panda panda panda rap that went mega viral (idk how many years ago) was such a bop.
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A Phillies vs Mariners World Series would be so fun. 🙏
October 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Gotta respect that 65yd field goal.
September 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
wtf punt block. unbelievable!! our special teams is legit exciting to watch #gobirds!
September 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Holy shit vegan apple pie 😋
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It looked so fall-weather outside this morning so I wore pants into a sticky 80 degree day walking around. Idk why I do this to myself.
September 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How long does a bag of bucees roasted mix last? Asking for a friend…
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.

This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I kinda want to run my own pds server and move my data into it. I’ve had a domain to use for my handle since I started using Bluesky but I’ve just not been motivated enough to actually set things up. So first rainy weekend I might disappear due to migration fuck up lol
September 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
jj op revert is such a life saver. I’m still learning the revset dsl and accidentally abandoned a change I didn’t intend to include, but just so ez pz got out of trouble. It’s amazing.
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Watching the Eagles in that 2nd half makes me remember: good things can happen actually. Go birds! 🦅
September 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Political violence and threats are not the answer.

This is a watershed moment — we can choose to stay silent and live in fear, or we can choose to be loud for peace and compassion.

We must work together to stop this crisis, and it should start from the top with the President.
September 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
September 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM