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Evie
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18 She/They
Silly mode: 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭
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imagine your card declines in rehab and they just blow cocaine in your face
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Rather than deport all of the illegals, they should offer them a deal where if they hunt down 5 child predators, they can get their papers, and the program can be called Alien vs. Predator
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
accordion
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
your skin does a spectacular job at containing your organs
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Reposted by Evie
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.

Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.

Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.

It’s about priorities.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
chicken liver is better than heroin
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
you know what, im just gonna go ahead and say it, i love bush. (like the pussy not the president)
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
dont even trip dawg
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
they stole my schmunguss
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i need a pounding father to ride my dickleration of indepenis
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Idgaf if I get fired from my job, I'm just gonna go ahead and say it: Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is Xabi Alonso and I'm the head coach and manager of La Liga club Real Madrid
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
fuuuuckkkk
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The car: 👁️👄👁️uhh ahhhh help calls 911: 911 whats your emergency. a plane landed on the street help 911: it's okay😏
November 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
which god has the biggest cock im trying to pick a religion
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
what if seahorses had eyebrows
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
gia wgh i think lettuce
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A lot of people who say that cocaine does NOT belong on pizza have obviously not tried narcotics with carbohydrates. This is a very effective pre-workout meal, and especially for children whose nasal cavities haven't matured enough to start snorting.
September 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
something funny
September 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
⚠️🚨 BREAKING: Trump has created a new rule for republicans and rightists alike. Look up "Donald Trump Rule 34" to check whether or not it applies to you.
September 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you ever need more reasons than there already is to hate the US, remember that Breaking Bad could've only happened in America, because every other country would've paid for Walter's chemotherapy
August 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
so excited
August 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
lalalaalalalala
August 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
if food was my boyfriend, id be in an abusive relationship
August 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
what if tornadoes were called freaknadoes and instead of blowing people's houses away, they blew people off instead
June 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Evie
Sport was a smiley ass kitten. Loved his new life so much, he couldn’t contain himself.

Also. He turned five recently.
June 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM