Bitches the Cat
@bitchesthecat.bsky.social
Born on a Wisconsin farm, hardened by the city. Political dissident. Cat art collector. The cat Frank White. Currently teaching paw work in heaven.
Pinned
Not leaving the house today.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Not leaving the house today.
He ain’t making it to midnight. In New York or Chicago.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
He ain’t making it to midnight. In New York or Chicago.
His next target has been acquired.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
His next target has been acquired.
We’re not disappointed. We’re angry.
December 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We’re not disappointed. We’re angry.
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Cat or comforter?
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cat or comforter?
First Christmas photos from the fam*
*includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam 😹
*includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam 😹
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
First Christmas photos from the fam*
*includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam 😹
*includes Bitches first Christmas with new fam 😹
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This one ended up on my porch 4 weeks ago at 12:45 am when I got back from a football game, possibly rejected by the mama cat from the next house over because of a bad leg. Porch camera didn't detect anyone dropping it off.
The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.
The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.
December 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This one ended up on my porch 4 weeks ago at 12:45 am when I got back from a football game, possibly rejected by the mama cat from the next house over because of a bad leg. Porch camera didn't detect anyone dropping it off.
The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.
The leg is now healed and she's a very active 9-week-old that I call Liv.
Never seen a rug grow so much.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Never seen a rug grow so much.
Possibly the greatest holiday present we ever received was in early July 2020 when we were gifted a smiley ass street kitten.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Possibly the greatest holiday present we ever received was in early July 2020 when we were gifted a smiley ass street kitten.
Our blue period.
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Our blue period.
My main man puff doing his paw works in the suns. Those rays hit harder when it’s single digits outside.
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My main man puff doing his paw works in the suns. Those rays hit harder when it’s single digits outside.
Four cats riding out a snowstorm.
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Four cats riding out a snowstorm.
Stoned and stoneder
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Stoned and stoneder
Staging an intervention for your catnip abusing, toe-biting younger brother isn’t always easy, but you got to prevent a united, and slightly intimidating, front.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Staging an intervention for your catnip abusing, toe-biting younger brother isn’t always easy, but you got to prevent a united, and slightly intimidating, front.
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It’s always early when I watch them 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It’s always early when I watch them 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️
When the wet food is like three seconds late.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When the wet food is like three seconds late.
Shocked cat who is still definitely here for the Trump-Mamdani bromance destroying the Republican Party.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Shocked cat who is still definitely here for the Trump-Mamdani bromance destroying the Republican Party.
Floof sold the mobile home finally.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Floof sold the mobile home finally.
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Bitches fort collapsed. We rebuilt.
October 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Bitches fort collapsed. We rebuilt.