The Saatchigumi
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A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.
Avatar is booba__tea
Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags:
#YearOfTheBeastars
A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.
Avatar is booba__tea
Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags:
#YearOfTheBeastars
Pinned
Given my recent history, I figure this will do as a pinned image. Beastars, Melon and Dr Starline.
Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.
🎨 is:
1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social
2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social
Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.
🎨 is:
1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social
2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social
Another day, another thought about Melon Beastars
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Another day, another thought about Melon Beastars
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Wave changed job (or just enjoying her obscure hobby)!
(Commission)
(Commission)
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Wave changed job (or just enjoying her obscure hobby)!
(Commission)
(Commission)
I see the bots were out in force last night.
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I see the bots were out in force last night.
Imagine if Melon was as big in the final season of Beastars as he is in that promo image.
a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson with his mouth open
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February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Imagine if Melon was as big in the final season of Beastars as he is in that promo image.
The day they make a gacha with Beastars in it is a day I go bankrupt.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
February 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The day they make a gacha with Beastars in it is a day I go bankrupt.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
Hot damn, I’d spend so much change on a Melon from a gacha.
That’s dangerous, but I’m a basic Melon bitch and lacking in any amount of self-respect to feel anything but pride in that fact.
That new Beastars promo
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
That new Beastars promo
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Last night there was a lot of talk of Melon and you’ll all be horrified to know that the feeling remains the same.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Last night there was a lot of talk of Melon and you’ll all be horrified to know that the feeling remains the same.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
Can someone draw me Melon Beastars lounging on and playing with / destroying Tokyo?
Please? I have money.
I can never have enough Melon.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 AM
I can never have enough Melon.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
Please someone make Melon things so I can buy them and lift the curse.
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An old, unclaimed Krystal commission. If you want the physical drawing, dm me.
March 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
An old, unclaimed Krystal commission. If you want the physical drawing, dm me.
What do you MEAN I could have had this if I’d been here a year earlier???!?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 AM
What do you MEAN I could have had this if I’d been here a year earlier???!?!?!
It’s a tragedy that everytime I go to Shibuya Tsutaya there’s never any Melon stuff.
But then I look up what stock they had when the last update was and there was Melon stuff.
And now I’m sad that I could have had Melon stuff if I had the power of precognition.
But then I look up what stock they had when the last update was and there was Melon stuff.
And now I’m sad that I could have had Melon stuff if I had the power of precognition.
February 11, 2026 at 9:33 AM
It’s a tragedy that everytime I go to Shibuya Tsutaya there’s never any Melon stuff.
But then I look up what stock they had when the last update was and there was Melon stuff.
And now I’m sad that I could have had Melon stuff if I had the power of precognition.
But then I look up what stock they had when the last update was and there was Melon stuff.
And now I’m sad that I could have had Melon stuff if I had the power of precognition.
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Thank you so much! I've been trying to cultivate a bit of an aura Of majestic competence and power with these Saurus, so I'm glad it's paying off!
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Thank you so much! I've been trying to cultivate a bit of an aura Of majestic competence and power with these Saurus, so I'm glad it's paying off!
Lord of the Rings but the One Ring is a cock ring and it was made in the fires of Mount Goon.
February 10, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Lord of the Rings but the One Ring is a cock ring and it was made in the fires of Mount Goon.
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February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
God he’s so…yes please.
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
God he’s so…yes please.
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Don’t mind me casually walking over your country. Hard to see things at this size >:)c amazing art done by @ranoa.art
February 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Don’t mind me casually walking over your country. Hard to see things at this size >:)c amazing art done by @ranoa.art
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It’s probably a bad thing that I know the exact scene that new character art of Melon comes from.
On the other hand, Melon makes my brain go whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
On the other hand, Melon makes my brain go whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
February 5, 2026 at 1:50 PM
It’s probably a bad thing that I know the exact scene that new character art of Melon comes from.
On the other hand, Melon makes my brain go whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
On the other hand, Melon makes my brain go whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Why do furries make for effective password generators?
They typically already have 8-12 characters.
They typically already have 8-12 characters.
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Why do furries make for effective password generators?
They typically already have 8-12 characters.
They typically already have 8-12 characters.
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Where's Wuff Wednesday!
*Snip snip!*
The little wuff needs to keep his fluff all trimmed up. But who to ask? Why, it’s Fay the mischievous daughter! She has a passion for hair and beauty salon skills, and she shows it now by keeping her little wuff nice and perfect~
#whereswuffwednesday
*Snip snip!*
The little wuff needs to keep his fluff all trimmed up. But who to ask? Why, it’s Fay the mischievous daughter! She has a passion for hair and beauty salon skills, and she shows it now by keeping her little wuff nice and perfect~
#whereswuffwednesday
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Where's Wuff Wednesday!
*Snip snip!*
The little wuff needs to keep his fluff all trimmed up. But who to ask? Why, it’s Fay the mischievous daughter! She has a passion for hair and beauty salon skills, and she shows it now by keeping her little wuff nice and perfect~
#whereswuffwednesday
*Snip snip!*
The little wuff needs to keep his fluff all trimmed up. But who to ask? Why, it’s Fay the mischievous daughter! She has a passion for hair and beauty salon skills, and she shows it now by keeping her little wuff nice and perfect~
#whereswuffwednesday
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More Whisper
February 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
More Whisper
YOASOBI continues to be one of the best J-pop artists out there.
I missed a few of their newer releases but I’m going back through them and it’s like
How can there be this many bangers?
I missed a few of their newer releases but I’m going back through them and it’s like
How can there be this many bangers?
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
YOASOBI continues to be one of the best J-pop artists out there.
I missed a few of their newer releases but I’m going back through them and it’s like
How can there be this many bangers?
I missed a few of their newer releases but I’m going back through them and it’s like
How can there be this many bangers?
Forever looking at Melon Beastars art
February 2, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Forever looking at Melon Beastars art
I’m still thinking about the story from yesterday.
Such reckless abandon.
Such enjoyment.
Gah, it really is just sticking with me. I need to do something about this.
Such reckless abandon.
Such enjoyment.
Gah, it really is just sticking with me. I need to do something about this.
February 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’m still thinking about the story from yesterday.
Such reckless abandon.
Such enjoyment.
Gah, it really is just sticking with me. I need to do something about this.
Such reckless abandon.
Such enjoyment.
Gah, it really is just sticking with me. I need to do something about this.
It’s not often I read a story that puts into words the exact thoughts I have about a hyper specific aspect of the macro/micro scene.
But today I did and goodness, it was a riot, ∞/10 Sadly it’s all Patreon so I can only link you to the site www.patreon.com/posts/149573...
@dnapalmhead.bsky.social
But today I did and goodness, it was a riot, ∞/10 Sadly it’s all Patreon so I can only link you to the site www.patreon.com/posts/149573...
@dnapalmhead.bsky.social
CYOA #5: BIG STARS, FINALE: JUNO | Dnapalmhead
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January 31, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It’s not often I read a story that puts into words the exact thoughts I have about a hyper specific aspect of the macro/micro scene.
But today I did and goodness, it was a riot, ∞/10 Sadly it’s all Patreon so I can only link you to the site www.patreon.com/posts/149573...
@dnapalmhead.bsky.social
But today I did and goodness, it was a riot, ∞/10 Sadly it’s all Patreon so I can only link you to the site www.patreon.com/posts/149573...
@dnapalmhead.bsky.social