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The Saatchigumi
@authorgenericus.bsky.social
(No pronoun preference). 18+ only!

A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.

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#YearOfTheBeastars
Who were you thinking of?

And it’s true, the barista’s efforts may make for more of a spectacle but the constant property damage is hard to ignore.

Paints quite a vivid target on one’s back. Oh if only there was some way to get rid of all that…
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
First time I’ve been called that.

Just doing my part.
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
There are many candidates that have yet to be ‘barista’d’ and it would be funny if he went to do an experiment but the target has suddenly disappeared because his rival got there first.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
You could be the antithesis to this mysterious barista. He runs around making everyone huge and then you step in and do the complete opposite.

Like some sort of cartoon rivalry.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Yep, that’s me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
At least you’d probably appreciate the situation a little more.

This guy’s just like “Wow, can’t believe that actually worked. Now how can I improve on this for the next subject?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lifts-his-feet:
Certainly not, kind sir! I am merely here to clean your chambers

C-ram-tius Cotto:
That’s all you come here for, little man? To clean?

Lifts-his-feet:
I am but a poor Ramgonian Maid, sir

C-ram-tius Cotto:
And were I to step upon such cleaned floors?

Lifts-his-feet:
Asfasgagfheufa
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don’t mind them as a whole. It /could/ be fun! If:

A) I wasn’t constantly speeding up as the level goes on

B) I wasn’t expected to have the gift of foresight (or a map) to know that jumping this way over that would irrevocably fuck up my entire run.

C) The controls shifting if you get bounced.
November 12, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Don’t give up on your passion for something because someone else doesn’t share it too.

Your passion is your passion, if you don’t hold onto it, how will you ever find likeminded people?

Hell, I know someone else that has mused on the mouse you like, so keep enjoying what you like, yeah?
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I mean you said “the mouse”; there are a bunch of mice type characters in Beastars.

Wild stab in the dark but you’re likely referring to the editor in chief of the school newspaper in this instance.

And while I don’t think you’re the only one to care for them, they personally rub me the wrong way.
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I feel like you must be new here if you’re saying it’s rare to see giant Louis.

But I’ve seen you before so I know you’re not new.

What mouse are you referring to?
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This should go platinum
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The fate of Hyrule depends on it
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM