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💫Agent of Chaos 💫
@auntieindica.bsky.social
Executive Board Member of Sarcasm Society • Grown AF • Block Button Bully • Tattoo Snob • Archer #HisBabygirl🔐⛓️💍
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Well gotDAMN!

Hi new followers!

I really don’t be talking about shit. I’m random as fuck and I like football.

Cop a squat, bring ya drink, bring ya weed and play nice.

The BS tolerance meter is at zero over here.
a black and white photo of marilyn monroe standing in a window waving .
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This is some fucking collusion with Shedeur.
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ion even wanna watch none of this shit.
As bad as I wanna sit through the rest of this 1st round… I’m pissed off now and wanna go to bed!
April 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Pleaase keep that muppet AI off my skyline.
April 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Physical is my preference, but the lack of space propels me to e-books.
Book readers, what do you prefer? #booksky #blackbooksky

A) physical books
B) e-books
C) audiobooks
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Keith Sweat's Make It Last Forever album was BELOVED by Black Gen X. Doesn't get talked about enough!

It dropped at the end of '87. DJs spent the next TEN YEARS playing "How Deep Is Your Love." That was middle, high school AND college for some of us! 😂😭
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmU7...
How Deep Is Your Love
YouTube video by Keith Sweat - Topic
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April 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
April 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Every time we try to drop knowledge they call us old, bitter, and misogynistic. Saving my “Auntie knowledge” for the receptive nieces 😂😂😂🤐
March 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I got excited about buying a vacuum cleaner.
When did you know you were an adult fr*?

For me, it was when I started loving sourdough bread.

*Fun answers only, please.
March 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The truth about religion is alot of tactics they use to keep people in cults is the same ones they use in churches.

Shame
Isolation
Humiliation rituals
“Donations”
A defined hierarchy

These aren’t new but people think because god is involved it’s all good.
March 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I know I’ve been away a while… I can’t remember the SL being THIS horny on a Friday night. 🤣
March 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I missed the white folks concert but this is what we starting the day with…

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Harder To Breathe by Maroon 5 on Apple Music
Song · 2002 · Duration 2:54
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March 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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The wild part is "yes" is shorter, clearer, and if you add an "!" you can start cleaning up around the house because she's on her way. If you're arguing against that, just say you prefer to be a dick and you're looking for someone to tolerate your shittiness because you're broken.
Fellas:

“If you want to” doesnt effectively communicate that you desire our presence.

We usually want to, but don't want to burden you with our presence if u would prefer we didn't come.

The enthusiastic yes makes us feel wanted, valued, desired.

“Come with me” will earn much affection. Simple
jasmine from aladdin is talking to a man 's hand in a cartoon .
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March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Why do children always need things like clothes and toiletries?
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
Alt: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
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March 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know I’m late but @seauxcocoa.bsky.social and @debbiecakes.bsky.social I finally finished the Ezra series and baybeh… I’m gonna sit with that one for a while. It was so very good. I definitely laughed, cried and fussed a LOT. Great recommendation. Keep em coming!
March 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Ninety-three. A whole infant. Cute as a button… but a whole INFANT.
This was the first summer ever my grandparents had all of us at once …. 1 year old me with my older cousins back in 93
March 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Searching for stuff on microfilm at the library
Age yourself with one skeet. 😂😂😂
March 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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March 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
2023? My niece dragged me out. Took me 3 days to recover.
March 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One of my Twitter peeps brought me over here. A good chunk of the people I fw are from Twitter.
#40404Gang
How many of y’all already knew somebody on here from twitter??

Bc I can confidently say that I did not know anybody like that when I came over here 💀
March 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I like it better than the OG one tbh. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Dru Hill's Love's Train cover is top notch
March 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
His mama said cruising the streets, I’ma say cruising the streets. We ain’t changing shit after 25 years.🤣
Yea, we’re definitely in the wrong timeline LMAO
March 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Bea Arthur singing the "Black Boys" part of "White Boys / Black Boys" from the 1968 Broadway musical Hair. 🎶

The show and 1988 movie are wild. Some may recognize Nell Carter from Gimme A Break singing about "white boys" in the movie. Maybe cast members were backed Arthur because they sound great.
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I knew I was different when I didn’t get upset about someone who I was seeing, telling me they messed around with someone else. I was more annoyed that I didn’t get to watch. 🫣
Let’s play a game, I say “I knew I was different when…” and you give fill in the rest. I’ll go first.

I knew I was different when I started looking at women in their 40s when I was in my early teens 🫣

#skeetafterdark #betweentheskeets
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I coulda birthed at least a good 2/3 of the SL.
All the 90’s babies are posting their pics and I’m feeling antiquated af. 😩😩😩

Yall could be my kids!!!!!
March 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM