This goddamn egg:
This goddamn egg:
1)Dean is a horrifyingly accurate snapshot of my headspace in my twenties: a supermassive black hole of self loathing and repression who can only live for others because he’s too scared of being himself.
2)Estrogen can save her.
1)Dean is a horrifyingly accurate snapshot of my headspace in my twenties: a supermassive black hole of self loathing and repression who can only live for others because he’s too scared of being himself.
2)Estrogen can save her.
Ma’am, your daughter is making a separate set of vacation photos that don’t include herself for your enjoyment.
sir your daughter instinctively asks "there's just NO WAY I'm getting away with this, right?" whenever anything good happens to her
Ma’am, your daughter is making a separate set of vacation photos that don’t include herself for your enjoyment.
Germany reaping in 1918: Fuck! Somehow we lost the war that cleverly required us to divide our forces and for some reason our neighbors are PISSED! This is clearly the work of the Jews.
Germany reaping in 1918: Fuck! Somehow we lost the war that cleverly required us to divide our forces and for some reason our neighbors are PISSED! This is clearly the work of the Jews.