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I learned the same lesson in an Airbnb in my twenties.
*searches cabinets for dishwasher pods/powders and comes up with nothing; spots bottle of liquid dish soap by the sink*
“Dish soap is dish soap!” 🤓
🤦♀️
*searches cabinets for dishwasher pods/powders and comes up with nothing; spots bottle of liquid dish soap by the sink*
“Dish soap is dish soap!” 🤓
🤦♀️
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I learned the same lesson in an Airbnb in my twenties.
*searches cabinets for dishwasher pods/powders and comes up with nothing; spots bottle of liquid dish soap by the sink*
“Dish soap is dish soap!” 🤓
🤦♀️
*searches cabinets for dishwasher pods/powders and comes up with nothing; spots bottle of liquid dish soap by the sink*
“Dish soap is dish soap!” 🤓
🤦♀️
JFC—this got published?!?
Even by the bleak-ass standards of the 00s this is rough.
Even by the bleak-ass standards of the 00s this is rough.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
JFC—this got published?!?
Even by the bleak-ass standards of the 00s this is rough.
Even by the bleak-ass standards of the 00s this is rough.
As much as I hate it, it at least makes sense. Might as well get one of the pieces of shit responsible involved. I’m surprised they didn’t land Kissinger.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
As much as I hate it, it at least makes sense. Might as well get one of the pieces of shit responsible involved. I’m surprised they didn’t land Kissinger.
Deeply disgusted and brimming with misanthropy, she pinches the bridge of her nose and asks:
“Was it at least for one of the Cold War themed games?”
“Was it at least for one of the Cold War themed games?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Deeply disgusted and brimming with misanthropy, she pinches the bridge of her nose and asks:
“Was it at least for one of the Cold War themed games?”
“Was it at least for one of the Cold War themed games?”
This probably more than anything made me put off transitioning for as long as I did. I was barely holding on already and it was like “yeah I can’t make this any harder, maybe after things get better”. I couldn’t imagine how much my ability to handle things was being suppressed by the dysphoria.
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This probably more than anything made me put off transitioning for as long as I did. I was barely holding on already and it was like “yeah I can’t make this any harder, maybe after things get better”. I couldn’t imagine how much my ability to handle things was being suppressed by the dysphoria.
Not according to the label on the can. ;)
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Not according to the label on the can. ;)
I’ve been doing a rewatch (only to the start of season 5) so I’ve been on this beat for a hot minute:
bsky.app/profile/aunt...
bsky.app/profile/aunt...
After a long hiatus I returned to the Supernatural rewatch and my favorite egg:
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I’ve been doing a rewatch (only to the start of season 5) so I’ve been on this beat for a hot minute:
bsky.app/profile/aunt...
bsky.app/profile/aunt...
Sam is the ONLY Winchester brother. Dean is totally the world’s densest egg. Her masculinity is performative to the point of parody. I will die on this hill.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Sam is the ONLY Winchester brother. Dean is totally the world’s densest egg. Her masculinity is performative to the point of parody. I will die on this hill.
This has been my exact experience.
I felt absolutely nothing when a car came within inches of running me over, but now there’s a giant countdown timer that fills me with dread. I made the mistake of watching the Puss in Boots movie where he learns he’s on life number eight—completely wrecked me.
I felt absolutely nothing when a car came within inches of running me over, but now there’s a giant countdown timer that fills me with dread. I made the mistake of watching the Puss in Boots movie where he learns he’s on life number eight—completely wrecked me.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This has been my exact experience.
I felt absolutely nothing when a car came within inches of running me over, but now there’s a giant countdown timer that fills me with dread. I made the mistake of watching the Puss in Boots movie where he learns he’s on life number eight—completely wrecked me.
I felt absolutely nothing when a car came within inches of running me over, but now there’s a giant countdown timer that fills me with dread. I made the mistake of watching the Puss in Boots movie where he learns he’s on life number eight—completely wrecked me.
I can’t decide if it’ll look like the doctor from Bioshock got his hands on him or Willy Wonka. Somehow both seem equally plausible.
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can’t decide if it’ll look like the doctor from Bioshock got his hands on him or Willy Wonka. Somehow both seem equally plausible.
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
I think it’s one of those SCP containment facilities.
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I think it’s one of those SCP containment facilities.
That story is Casino Royale.
October 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
That story is Casino Royale.
*sees NWN and winces*
October 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
*sees NWN and winces*
He’s not?!? I always assumed he was—he has incredible convert energy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
He’s not?!? I always assumed he was—he has incredible convert energy.
I think they want the history and culture of Catholicism far more than actually want to follow Catholic doctrine and teachings.
October 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I think they want the history and culture of Catholicism far more than actually want to follow Catholic doctrine and teachings.
My theory is the “tradition” they came from isn’t actually a tradition. It seems like most evangelical churches are at most a single generation old and the denominational controlling bodies basically nonexistent. Nothing’s old, nothing’s set, and only tenuous connections to Christianity’s past.
October 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My theory is the “tradition” they came from isn’t actually a tradition. It seems like most evangelical churches are at most a single generation old and the denominational controlling bodies basically nonexistent. Nothing’s old, nothing’s set, and only tenuous connections to Christianity’s past.
I feel so bad for laughing so hard as I read the full transcript. It’s just so stupid and absurd. The “clarifications” that don’t clarify, how half-baked and ill-thought out the new rules clearly are, the ridiculously high stakes for the faculty if they fail to implement this shitshow. Kafkaesque.
September 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I feel so bad for laughing so hard as I read the full transcript. It’s just so stupid and absurd. The “clarifications” that don’t clarify, how half-baked and ill-thought out the new rules clearly are, the ridiculously high stakes for the faculty if they fail to implement this shitshow. Kafkaesque.
Be patient: in time, even an egg will learn to walk (in heels).
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Be patient: in time, even an egg will learn to walk (in heels).
It was the replying to every query with a mention of “white genocide in South Africa” that won the IT and procurement officials over.
September 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It was the replying to every query with a mention of “white genocide in South Africa” that won the IT and procurement officials over.