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Aughtpunk
@aughtpunk.bsky.social
Author, Crafter, Potential Robot

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Echo of the Larkspur is now available on Amazon for preorder as an ebook (paperback and hardcover coming soon!). A paranoid scientist and a snarky robot must work together to uncover a dark secret that threatens their space colony. And they might find love, too! www.amazon.com/dp/B0F9W9DKQC #booksky
During my last supply run to the dollar tree I found Fight Club socks of all things! Naturally, I turned them into a sock imp.
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Hey everyone! I'm doing fine in the ice storm, but it's been expensive so I'm having a "Whoops I need money" sale on my Ko-fi Shop! Buy Larkspur merch! Or a Sock Imp! Every dollar goes towards me paying my electric/heating bills! It's only until the 30th, so buy now!

ko-fi.com/aughtpunk/li...
15% discount off AughtPunk's Shop
Visit AughtPunk at Ko-fi for 15% discount off Shop
ko-fi.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Ice Storm Journal: Since we might lose power and get into the single digits later this week I've created a blanket fort out of broom handles, duck tape, zip ties and my largest blanket. May it actually keep me warm.
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Reposted by Aughtpunk
Once I worked a job where my boss yelled at me for not coming in during a massive blizzard because if I had taken my job seriously I would have bought an SUV like him.

We sold plumbing fixtures.

I made $10 an hour

I should have laughed in his face.
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Aughtpunk
"Dreamcast", a haiku

Each day he rises.
Asks me, "Is it still launch day?"
"Yes," I lie. "Always."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
If you want to know what the 90s were like: In middle school my class was taken to a semi-fancy restaurant on a school trip and all the boys ordered steaks and all the girls ordered chicken and I got called gay for ordering a steak.
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Ko-fi shop update! I've cleaned things up and added more options for my Sock Imps! Not to mention you can now buy the epub version of my novel Echo of the Larkspur on my shop!

ko-fi.com/aughtpunk/shop
Visit AughtPunk's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Final latch dragon rug update! It is finished! I applied special rug glue to the back and gave the front a much needed trim. Now to figure out where I can hang this up in my apartment!
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
You know, I knew with middle age would come health issues, I just didn't think all the health issues would happen ALL AT ONCE
January 15, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I was trying to remember when I played Mega Man Legends over and over multiple times but only played the sequel once but then I remembered

The fucking 99 question quiz
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Latch dragon rug update! I'm almost there! Just like 1/4th of the rug to go! I'm really enjoying this project, and I've already picked up two more kits!
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Fanfic Update! Chapter 7 of my Cult of the Lamb fic Kaiseki is up! In which Heket teams up with a certain Midwife to kill a monster! archiveofourown.org/works/570141...
archiveofourown.org
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
A fight broke out at D&D tonight
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Latch hook dragon rug update! I'm halfway through the rug! I'm impressed by how the rug looks. I was expecting something waaaaaaay messier. Now let's see if the second half of the rug goes by much faster
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Latch hook dragon rug update! I made it past the white sections by the skin of my teeth! I have a ton of all the other colors so no worries about running out from here on out. So far so good!
January 7, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Chapter Two of Kingmaker, my Cult of the Lamb Narilamb Board Game Club AU is out! In which an arrested Narinder demands to speak to his lawyer. Remember kids! Never talk to a cop! archiveofourown.org/works/769424...
New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
January 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Kingmaker chapter 2 preview! I'm which Narinder teaches us all a VERY important phrase. Remember kids! Never talk to a cop!
January 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Once I was driving and this guy was up my ass and then he passed me and I saw he had a decal that said ASSHOLE that stretched across his entire rear window with two skeleton hands flipping the bird and like, I couldn't even be angry about it anymore. Dude's honest.
January 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I went to Dunkin today and I guess they were having some sort of deal because they handed me my donut in what might be the smallest, most useless bag I have ever seen in my life. It holds exactly one donut. What on earth am I supposed to do with this?
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Hey everyone! Did you read and enjoy my novel Echo of the Larkspur? Then please consider nominating it for this list!

And while you're at it, please be sure to leave a review of my novel on Amazon/Goodreads/Storygraph! Even a review that literally just says "I liked this book" helps!
Share this around as the more nominations we get the cooler our list will be!

Thanks for all your support last year! We can't wait to see what you pick for our Top 50 of 2025! - JI 🐉

fantasy-faction.com/2025/vote-no...
(🧵 5/5)
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Latch hook dragon rug update! Starting to get the hang of this. However I am dangerously low on white yarn already. Which is odd because there's a ton of yarn in all the other colors but not white. I might have to get creative in a few rows
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Since Walmart dropped the ball on Christmas I'm instead having my steak dinner for New Year's! Also I like, need everyone to look at how big this potato is. I've never eaten a potato before and then had an entire potato left over.
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today's the last day of my 15% off sale on my ko-fi merch shop! Get your own Echo of the Larkspur bookmarks, art prints, stickers and more! My sock imp are also on sale if you want a new buddy! Check it out before midnight tonight!

ko-fi.com/aughtpunk/li...
15% discount off AughtPunk's Shop
Visit AughtPunk at Ko-fi for 15% discount off Shop
ko-fi.com
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Remembering the time I worked at a job where they announced they wouldn't have Christmas bonuses that year and instead had a terrible Christmas party where you could get a $20 gift card by winning party games but they only had three gift cards in total

Like fifty people worked there
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM