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Brenda Scott Wlazlo
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🎭 Award winning actor and audiobook narrator 🎧 Disability advocate 🤟 blue dot 🔵

Humor is my defense mechanism.

She/Her
This aged well.
Oh.

"This is about whether we have functional constitutional government in this country. If the IRS can go after you because of what you think or what you believe or what you do, we'd no longer live in a free country.“
April 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A lot of you never read “The Emperor’s New Clothes” and it shows.
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Zelenskyy and Ukraine, I’m sorry.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh so we’re okay with changing the names of things to better fit our identity when it’s a non sentient body of water or an island we absolutely have no ownership of.

But pronouns are too hard to remember… cool cool cool cool cool…
February 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If only there was someplace we could listen to the lyrics again…. 🤔 #kendriclamarhalftimeshow
February 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I need a reset for a second. Here is an adorable ginger baby and a dog who has made it his mission to bodyguard said baby.
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE?!????
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Ya’ll, I think I may have become a pessimist.
February 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My husband and I have been winding down at night watching YouTube’s of life in the Middle Ages.

That story again- we escape from current reality learning about life where the average age was 41 cuz it’s more wholesome than ::gestures at everything::
February 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone else getting severe anxiety before they turn on the news. I’ve moved past white knuckling and straight into butt pucker of doom.
February 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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For those who enjoy #audiobooks, my Faerie Crossed series titles are all on audio! The 1st, Crow's Rest, won an IBPA silver award. They are available through most outlets; right now the cheapest to buy is Apple at $6.99 & Kobo at $8.99. If your library doesn't have it, you can request. #UF #YA
January 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There are those who own their entire birthday season, some their birthday month.

Me: You seriously can have the whole of January back - I don’t even need the one day.
January 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I feel like every psychic and astrologer on TikTok owes me an apology.
January 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The hell hath no fury moment meta is experiencing right now is reinstating my belief in humanity.
January 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Watching the “fluff story” at the end of the news right now is like:

“This woman who lost everything is weaving blankets out of her own hair to help other homeless people who’s Go Fund Me’s aren’t enough to cover their surprise out of network medical bills during a natural disaster”

I can’t.
January 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Spending my Saturday afternoon rolling out my back before folding laundry is the most “40” thing I can think of.

To say I’ve embraced my new decade is an understatement.
January 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy convicted felon sentencing day!
January 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me: I always “should have”

Therapist: I’m hearing you should yourself

Me: yeah- and there’s no Imodium for that.

Therapist: …..

Me: ….

Therapist: .. ok
January 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Honestly at this point, the ocean and air aliens have my allegiance. The bar is pretty low - they can’t run things any worse.

Anyway hail to the galaxy gods.
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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December 17, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Every time I decide I can handle the news again- I’m proven so so very wrong. 😑
December 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM