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adsomenk.bsky.social
Well this is just wrong on so many levels.
Four inaccurate spirit levels that have all been marked with the word "Wrong". Yes I know that 'he who would pun would pick a pocket' as Stephen Maturin would say but I stand by my joke. I'm here all week. Try the veal.
August 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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thejolson.bsky.social
July 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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kylehebert.com
July 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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sandynetherton.bsky.social
😂
June 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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xkcd.com
Farads

xkcd.com/3106/
4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: This stick is one meter long. PERSON 2 WITH SHORT HAIR: Cool. PERSON 3 WITH WHITE HAT: That’s a nice stick. (2) PERSON 1: This rock weighs one pound. PERSON 2: I’d believe it. PERSON 3: Looks like a normal rock. (3) PERSON 1: This battery is one volt. PERSON 2: Seems fine. PERSON 3: Might need a recharge. (4) PERSON 1: This capacitor is one farad. [2 and 3 leaning away attempting to shield themselves] PERSON 2: *AAAAA! Be careful!!* Person 3: Put it down!!
June 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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carebear620.bsky.social
June 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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twonks.bsky.social
Lift with your legs
May 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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theonion.com
Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At
May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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tabletopbill.bsky.social
Accurate...
April 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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jessigrace.bsky.social
This sweet pup stole the hose... and just wants to give it back 😂🖤

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📽️dogzig
April 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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skullqueen.bsky.social
I would watch the ever-loving shit out of this film.
March 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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iamdad.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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inkwits.com
You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet... But I'd make a good argument you're probably what you check out from the library.
Panel #1: Galley, "Welcome back to book club!" Panel #2: Galley, "So Who wants to talk about Fight Club?" Panel #3: The book club gathered at the table is completely silent. Panel #4: Galley, "Very Good."
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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lazers-everywhere.bsky.social
kirby: "i don't feel so well." dr. mario: "ok, breathe in." kirby: "sharon, send in my next patient."
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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carebear620.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
tastemaker
March 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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sweetwitch2697.bsky.social
I needed a laugh.
😂😂🤣
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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echamp.bsky.social
This week's Internet winner goes to...
January 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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bookshelfie.bsky.social
#booksky #bookmemes #dadjokes
December 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
attilathepun.bsky.social
December 28, 2024 at 3:20 AM
attilathepun.bsky.social
Have you ever tried blind archery? No? Well, you should. You don't really know what you're missing.
December 25, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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kriswilson.bsky.social
It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM