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i mean, the name kinda covers it all.
Stopped by a Peruvian restaurant we'd never been to, and it's safe to say we'll be back...
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Looks like it's my turn to point out the abject cowardice @jaketapper.bsky.social has shown with this administration.

To question a president's mental state on their way out -but not the open decline of the current one- is fear and/or appeasement.

But that's what passes for journalism in this era.
1) “Kaitlan Collins”
2) she’s smart & nice
3) a legitimate question about construction of a controversial project on WH grounds
4) Thanks for explanation
5) but actually she asked you about Venezuela
6) generally speaking if someone or something is irrelevant, the President doesn’t talk about them
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wanders by a TV on the FIFA-stravaganza, sees what looks like the Match Game from hell. Wanders away.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Seen on my drive home tonight, gave me a good laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I always use this as an "everyone has bad days" nugget of comfort.
ABSOLUTELY NOT

This is a trash song with trash lyrics and trash production that is the absolute worst thing ever to escape Bernie Taupin's head, it sounds like cocaine heavily cut with baby powder and expired laxative feels, if 80s pop music were the Hapsburgs, this song is Charles II of Spain.
“We Built This City” is a good song, actually www.pastemagazine.com/music/starsh... I never understood the hate for that song. There are truly terrible songs. This isn't one of them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Idea: a Scooby-Doo spinoff series where I recruit the gang to help me solve the endless mystery of whether or not people are mad at me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
[redacted for my own good]
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Just got woken up by a spam call that got past the phone's call screener, and I'm not thrilled.

So, I've been comforting myself by reading threads about cold call salespeople whining about it being harder to annoy people nowadays.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The extent of my office holiday decorations.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Someone wants his breakfast.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had the misfortune of being in the presence of a toxic cocktail of a human being today.

☑️ Middle aged white guy
☑️ Entitled shithead
☑️ Wine snob
☑️ AI evangelist

Just a dumpster fire of a person who lives life convinced that the rest of us should bow down to them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I just realized that someone I used to be close friends with is likely one of those government sponsored masked thugs.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh boy, the decorations at Coast Guard Island this Christmas are gonna be weird...
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"True mastery of the language, sir. The entire press corps is pushing for you to become the poet laureate."
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Another fine conservative example of not having any sympathy or empathy until it happens to you. Provided this is actually her honest feelings.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Today's mood.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One of my most favorite things about myself is my imagination.

For example, if someone pays me a compliment I can always imagine any number of reasons why it wasn't a compliment and that I'm actually a colossal failure who people are being nice to for some reason.
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Maybe Cuomo can move in with Gaetz down in Florida.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is gonna start another round of "You should care about this white man who thinks anyone not a white man is inferior."

...and I really, really don't care.
Healthcare but only for my friends
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't care who wins, I just want the damn thing to end.
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
As is tradition, I will be dressed as a functioning adult today.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Today's mood.
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Apropos of nothing, calling it "Coast Guard Island" is astonishingly lazy.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM