AthenaH2SO4
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Bowing to public pressure, Cracker Barrel has moved quickly to upgrade their new logo.
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
August 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bowing to public pressure, Cracker Barrel has moved quickly to upgrade their new logo.
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles
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Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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June 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Let’s talk for a moment about some of the more subtle ways that the press acts as a mouthpiece for law enforcement.
Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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Actor Jonathan Joss was shot to death on Sunday. I don’t know what happened; I wasn’t there. But his husband said a homophobic neighbor shot him as part of an explicit hate crime.
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This is now canon 🤖
April 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is now canon 🤖
Love, Grief, and Learning to Live Without Hope
"Okay" has a new metric now.
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April 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Remember: Gaines tied for 5th with a trans woman but turned it into a MAGA meal ticket for life.
April 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Remember: Gaines tied for 5th with a trans woman but turned it into a MAGA meal ticket for life.
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Jewish student on Mohsen Mahdawi:
April 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Jewish student on Mohsen Mahdawi:
Something this past election and, well life, has taught me? Americans will get REAL FUCKING WEIRD about anything a Black woman does to excuse their ingrained weirdness about Black women.
April 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Something this past election and, well life, has taught me? Americans will get REAL FUCKING WEIRD about anything a Black woman does to excuse their ingrained weirdness about Black women.
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[traffic stop]
Cop: You're going too fast
Me: sorry officer
Cop: Slow down
Me: will do
Cop: Stop rushing
Me: gotcha
Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready
Me: wait what
Cop: You're going too fast
Me: sorry officer
Cop: Slow down
Me: will do
Cop: Stop rushing
Me: gotcha
Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready
Me: wait what
April 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
[traffic stop]
Cop: You're going too fast
Me: sorry officer
Cop: Slow down
Me: will do
Cop: Stop rushing
Me: gotcha
Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready
Me: wait what
Cop: You're going too fast
Me: sorry officer
Cop: Slow down
Me: will do
Cop: Stop rushing
Me: gotcha
Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready
Me: wait what
As a former child junior olympic-level runner, I have a few thoughts on the attacks on trans girls in sports. I ran for one of the most competitive teams in Southern California, and people who ran for my have gone on to become professional athletes. And these bans: they're fucking NONSENSE. 🧵
April 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!
CNBC reacts right after Trump's "Liberation Day" tariff announcement: "And the market reaction after hours -- I’ve never seen anything like it. This -- I think, fair to say -- is worse than the worst-case scenario of the tariffs that many in the market expected the president to impose."
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
in fairness to the market no one could have guessed that a nearly 80 year-old ex-President with a messianic self-certainty and the hyperfixation of a toddler would enact a policy he spent each and every day of a two-year campaign promising to enact!
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JESUS RUBBERNECKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED INTO OLD PUDDING
Trump: "An old fashioned term that we use -- groceries. I used it on the campaign. It's such an old fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it."
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
JESUS RUBBERNECKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER THIS MAN'S BRAIN IS COOKED INTO OLD PUDDING
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Coming 10/10:25! Elvira’s Cookbook from Hell! 🔥 Preorder now at www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/cassa...
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Coming 10/10:25! Elvira’s Cookbook from Hell! 🔥 Preorder now at www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/cassa...
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Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
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Cory Booker is getting emotional talking about the sacrifices Americans have made for their country, including his colleague Tammy Duckworth. And he's still going strong!
April 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cory Booker is getting emotional talking about the sacrifices Americans have made for their country, including his colleague Tammy Duckworth. And he's still going strong!
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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
March 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
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Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those who can remember the past are like, what the hell, man?
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and those who can remember the past are like, what the hell, man?