JP Sheeran
astropupbooks.bsky.social
JP Sheeran
@astropupbooks.bsky.social
He/him 🏳️‍🌈
Writing stories about loud, messy and colorful asexuals
Will gasp when I see a corgi
MM ROMANCE: When the Christmas heart glow | EBOOK now available

https://books2read.com/u/m20NYO
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I’m not good with introductions so here is a picture of my dog. He’s a good ally.
My dad doesn’t go to the movies much because he can’t see well to begin with and the movies are always too dark, but he’s very excited to see Superman in theaters (we’re going today!) and that makes me more excited to see the movie.
July 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Movie night! 🍿
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Saw Brokeback mountain last night and most of the trailers seemed tonally relevant… and then they showed the trailer for M3GAN 2.0. They really just called the audience ✨gay✨ with that one…They weren’t wrong.
a little girl in a white dress stands in front of a red wall and a potted plant with the name megan on it
Alt: a little girl in a white dress stands in front of a red wall and a potted plant with the name megan on it
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June 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Rewatching Buffy, I find myself saying “shut up Xander” with the same impatience as Dina for Sandra on superstore
a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says shut up
ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says shut up
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June 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Getting evaluated for situational mutism and I just have Parker Posey’s voice in my head repeating ✨mutism✨
April 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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This lady wakes up every day being so hateful that clearly the high has worn off and she has to keep hating more and more groups trying to chase it, one day we’re going to wake up and she’s going to have a diatribe against bicyclists
JK Rowling is vile, and in no way an ally to LGBTQ+ people.
Asexual people continue to be persecuted through forced sexualisation. People stigmatise their clothing choices and behaviors which lead to harassment. There’s need for increased visibility and education on this issue.
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Told myself I could get an Anthony Hurd print when my book was published! It came today and it’s so pretty! 🤩
March 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
One of my favorite scenes in my new book is when Ben rants to Nikolas about how a Britney concert changed his life. He also describes her as his patron saint. So I thought it’d fun to draw Ben in some outfits from Britney’s music videos.
I think he rocks it.
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Checking out at front counter of the record store like “ I’m super ✨ straight ✨ ”
February 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Monkey was exactly what I expected for a movie about a killer “toy” monkey. So fun! I loved it !🙊
a monkey with a big smile on its face
Alt: a monkey with a big smile on its face
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February 23, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me whenever I see another author with JP as their initials:
a woman in a barbie costume says hi barbie on the beach
ALT: a woman in a barbie costume says hi barbie on the beach
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February 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I know Joe Locke says we’ve moved on as a society, but I’ve also been way behind the cool kids so tonight I’m gonna have myself a good cry as Jennifer Garner tells me I get to exhale.
January 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Sleeping on the job. Shameful.
January 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Carrie Underwood being a Trump supporter is as surprising as finding a tree in the woods.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words " that is brand new information " above them
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words " that is brand new information " above them
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January 13, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Authors, here is my updated book editing availability for 2025! ❤️
January 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Browsing a record store today… was there a high enough demand to warrant a vinyl for this soundtrack? I guess so.
January 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Watching nosferatu all I could hear was Glinda saying “the mustache man” every time count orlock came on screen
January 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Death Becomes Her musical having a song called For The Gaze is the kind of self-awareness I love to see.
January 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What did Santa get me for Christmas? Hay fever 😭
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
This show is hysterical. Stephanie Hsu is fantastic 😂
December 22, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Watching the hallmark movie with the winner of their Mr Christmas show and… well… they certainly didn’t pick him for his acting. But he is very pretty.
December 22, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Need a quick festive read? “Rhythm of the Hart” has glowing reviews on Am*zon ☺️

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December 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Me when I come home and my dog pees a little from excitement:
a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and says it 's good to see me isn 't it ?
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is holding a wand and says it 's good to see me isn 't it ?
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December 1, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 4:52 PM