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I consider mids loud.
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January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Rick from Maple Creek is gonna call him a WEF puppet for the rest of his goddamn days
January 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Scott realizing in real time that he's going to get dragged by the dumbest assholes in his base for this
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Moe doing a double take when he says NWO is funny as hell man.
Prime Minister Carney states that the progress made on Canada's partnership with China "sets us up well for the new world order."
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Dilbert 2
YouTube video by cboyardee Archive
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
January 12, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
this is why I don't get the folks who seem to think "abolish" is an untenable position. every country in the world has immigration laws they enforce, and most of them somehow manage to do it without a paramilitary force with a $9 billion budget.
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
you have Middle East correspondents to do that! you pay them well!
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
CBC News Network has an American from the Israel lobby on to talk about what's happening in Iran right now...we've collectively lost the fucking plot
January 12, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Pants Down, I’ll suck you off.
Headstrong, I’ll suck off anyone
Drop trou, let’s see that dong
Headstrong, headstrong
January 11, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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was it Kenneth Jeopardy that was scolding someone yesterday for wondering if there will be 2026 elections
President Donald Trump said he “should have” ordered the National Guard to seize ballot boxes during the 2020 election, raising fears he will actually do so in the upcoming midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Trump: ‘I should have’ seized ballots in 2020 election
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:25 PM
"we had some very well attended protests with cutesy signs" isn't beating the allegations, sorry
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
people are dunking on this but let me tell you that it looks 100% accurate to the rest of the world.
January 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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if the Nobel Prize committee didn’t want to be a part of this charade, they shouldn’t have agreed to do PR for regime change by giving the award to Machado and trying to appease Trump’s ego in the first place. they made this mess, now they have to live with it
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Bet this shit hits hard if you’re stupid
New CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil closing the broadcast from MN last night.
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
love too draw league-wide attention to a baseless online rumour
January 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Oster has the most terminal case of Economist Brain that anyone has ever contracted
If you are reading Oster's NYT OpEd on nutrition guidelines, then you missed this take on vaccine schedules:

"The vaccines removed from the schedule are generally those for diseases that are less common and usually less serious."

*Hepatitis B is a serious disease*

parentdata.org/what-changed...
What Changed in the Childhood Vaccine Schedule? | ParentData by Emily Oster
The CDC has changed the childhood vaccine schedule. What changed, what didn’t, and what it means for parents—without panic, and without misinformation.
parentdata.org
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
this is an obvious lie because there's zero chance Melania knows who FDR is
Trump: She told me can you imagine FDR dancing
January 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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someone who definitely understands what “Third World” means:
January 5, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Slam dunk answer for me here
January 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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I was teetering before but now I’m ready to say it: I’m full Jags-pilled.
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 PM