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assbeaters.bsky.social
Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass
@assbeaters.bsky.social
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The pre-eminent Bluesky car account
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assbeaters.bsky.social
September 30, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
My Uber is here
September 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
September 19, 2023 at 6:35 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
August 26, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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roisin.gobirds.online
CUSTOMER: FAN OF THE 1969 MINNESOTA TWINS

OHIO BMV: 69 = SEXUAL REFERENCE, NO 1969 ON RECORD

VERDICT: APPROVED
picture of a silver Toyota Camry with the Ohio license plate “TWINS69”, spotted on my way to work this morning
August 17, 2023 at 9:44 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
August 10, 2023 at 12:35 PM
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bluebookvalue.bsky.social
ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME @assbeaters.bsky.social
rear end of a white Land Rover LR4 with a backwards American flag decal on the left rear quarter panel, a roof access ladder on the back, a rear window wrap of a photo of many colorful teddy bears on the dashboard of this very car and “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” on the rear bumper
August 3, 2023 at 9:05 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
August 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM
assbeaters.bsky.social
July 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx
July 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
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A very narrow orange car in traffic
July 17, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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quaalude.bsky.social
Here’s the source.
BOAT Motor SWAP in a CAR!
Watch this playlist : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4itA1dSjA&list=PLTjoP4C86-13veE9Cxa-x2DL4cdDpfN9t&index=1&ab_channel=LifeOD
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July 14, 2023 at 3:47 PM
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assbeaters.bsky.social
A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
July 14, 2023 at 1:37 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
July 14, 2023 at 1:37 PM
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cybertronk
A fake Tesla cybertruck
July 14, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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assbeaters.bsky.social
A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
July 13, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
July 13, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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assbeaters.bsky.social
Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
July 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
July 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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adampknave.com
Grimace texts that no one is home.

You:
July 12, 2023 at 5:11 PM
assbeaters.bsky.social
A trike that looks like a cheeseburger
July 12, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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giraud.bsky.social
@assbeaters.bsky.social
Not sure how to alt text this, but if someone death proofed the Griswold’s family trickster and parked it in front of a “no parking anytime” then that’s what this is.
July 12, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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busa.bsky.social
Therapist: The "uwu" car is not real and it cannot hurt you

The "uwu" car:
July 11, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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assbeaters.bsky.social
A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture
July 11, 2023 at 12:45 PM
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assbeaters.bsky.social
Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss
July 11, 2023 at 7:31 PM