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Rides That’ll Beat Your Ass
@assbeaters.bsky.social
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None of the above, dumbass
September 30, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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September 30, 2023 at 12:38 PM
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September 19, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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August 26, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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August 10, 2023 at 12:35 PM
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August 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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July 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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A Chevy pickup tailgate with the singer Selena painted as a mermaid above the words Corpus Christie, Tx
July 27, 2023 at 12:26 AM
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A very narrow orange car in traffic
July 17, 2023 at 10:51 PM
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A Honda with a Honda outboard engine under the hood
July 14, 2023 at 1:37 PM
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cybertronk
A fake Tesla cybertruck
July 14, 2023 at 2:31 AM
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A Little Tikes cozy coupe with a turbo and Nos
July 13, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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Car with Squidward and SpongeBob vinyls on the rear so that the tail lights are their eyes
July 12, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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A trike that looks like a cheeseburger
July 12, 2023 at 4:30 PM
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A tailgate with a picture of Trump and Biden kissing that says Can’t we all just get along
July 12, 2023 at 1:15 AM
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Truck with truck nuts and a back windshield that says Real men don’t pee, they piss
July 11, 2023 at 7:31 PM
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A big rig with a custom painted rear that shows Jesus holding the big rig in the picture
July 11, 2023 at 12:45 PM
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A Volkswagen Beetle with a boat ass and some underwear on
July 10, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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uWu Miata
July 10, 2023 at 2:21 PM
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A plastic patio chair being used as the front driver seat
July 10, 2023 at 10:56 AM
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A person in a crashed car suspended above a staircase that isn’t supposed to be there
July 9, 2023 at 1:47 PM