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ChaoticNeophyte
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A crow can still fly in the rain. 🤘🏾🐦‍⬛💦
Always conflicted with this groove tube but i think im diggin’ it more upon further listens. 🤔 music.youtube.com/watch?v=CQZB...
Midnight Ride
YouTube video by Orville Peck - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Who tf is #AlexisWilkins?
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So as a palette cleanser, this November and December, I’m watching primarily holiday films. This includes…for the first time voluntarily, Hallmark films.

HOWEVER! My loop hole for still acquiring my horror fix, is HOLIDAY HORROR MOVIES! First on the docket:
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’m a firm believer in cannabis as part of a pre workout regiment. However, just make sure you can control the giggles while you’re at the gym. Especially a Planet Fitness. Saw something funny of the tv and trying so hard to keep my head down. 🤣#Stonerproblems
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Quiet, Piggy
November 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Quiet, piggy!

(Did I get that right?)
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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“ At just 16 years old, she took a job at Mar a Lago, believing she had secured a dream summer position. But that dream quickly morphed into a nightmare when Ghislaine Maxwell preyed upon her…. They trafficked her”
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Let’s get wild. For #Superbowl2025, I suggest #Maluma join #Badbunny. 🥵🔥🥵 The stairs in that stadium will be beyond #Wet and not just because they don’t allow lids on beverages in venues anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So we’re just gonna pretend like #Hilaryduff, America’s #Kylieminogue didn’t drop a banger a few days ago called #Mature? I guess you also expect me to forget she did a semi cover of #Personaljesus by #Depechemode called #Reachout? Pshh, underrated. 😊
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Are you serious? I really wanted to believe they didn’t use “womp womp” so I looked for myself…🤦🏾‍♂️ I’m dumbfounded. Cruelty is the point for this administration but apparently so is projection.

“Imbecilic morons.”

Someone working for a federal agency used…”womp womp.” 😐
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
For the record, J.P. Morgan died in 1913…The President of The United States claims he’s tied to Epstein. 😐 Clearly, the man is not well by any means. Physically or mentally. Obviously.
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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BREAKING: (I guess)
U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has announced a new investigation into Jeffrey Epstein's ties to various high-profile figures and institutions, including former President Bill Clinton and JP Morgan.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@rickwilso.bsky.social on @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social about the #Ovaloffice remodel: “Liberace. Bukake.” 🤣🤣🤣 I Died.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy dancing naked in front of a window and getting his hairy nipple licked on reality TV.

This is who Trump put in charge of the country’s flight safety.
February 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
John Fetterman is a Titty Baby. Did I use it right, @mizzwelch.bsky.social ? 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Not a Van Halen fan by any means….but this song has always felt hopeful. music.youtube.com/watch?v=bNAo...
Dreams
YouTube video by Van Halen - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Fuck off, Tim Kane. Get outta my email box and out of office.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The only difference between John Fetterman and Ming The Merciless is that Fetterman smiles as he kills people.
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
John Fetterman’s face looks like how his last name sounds.
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fuck Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM