AspiringHermit
@aspiringhermit.bsky.social
Childless dog lady.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
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This holiday season, we’re saying it loud and clear: We Ain’t Buying It.
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This holiday season, we’re saying it loud and clear: We Ain’t Buying It.
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
For too long, corporations have profited off of us. From Thanksgiving through Cyber Monday, we’re taking action with our wallets to demand accountability.
Visit weaintbuyingit.com for more information. #weaintbuyingit
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social you see this pup? 🥰 🍜
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social you see this pup? 🥰 🍜
So what's everyone doing with their extra hour? I took a nap 💤
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So what's everyone doing with their extra hour? I took a nap 💤
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A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
POV: You're eating an apple
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
POV: You're eating an apple
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
Tell me you've never read "House of Leaves" without telling me you've never read "House of Leaves"
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i am going to say something very mean
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
if you cannot handle footnotes, it is not that there are too many footnotes, it is actually a you problem
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tell me you've never read "House of Leaves" without telling me you've never read "House of Leaves"
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She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
But does your dog eat kale stems? (Sound up for maximum cronch)
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
But does your dog eat kale stems? (Sound up for maximum cronch)
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?
Phara encourages you to relax and find a little sunshine this weekend 🥰
September 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Phara encourages you to relax and find a little sunshine this weekend 🥰
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Doctor I trust more than RFK, Jr.
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Drop an old person you are going to turn into in the future
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?