AspiringHermit
@aspiringhermit.bsky.social
Childless dog lady.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
She/Her. Dog Mom to Phara, a rescued Pharoah Hound. Hiking. Gardening. Introversion. BodyCombat and BodyPump junkie. FotS.
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This dog just let out the longest fart I have ever heard in my entire life.
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Phara's extremely terrifying Halloween tale:
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
This morning I was NOT GIVEN BREAKFAST and was instead taken to the vet where a VAMPIRE STOLE MY BLOOD. The end.
(She had to get a routine liver test and needed to fast before hand. She has since been fed).
Ooh that sucks, just rip the band-aid off already! Phara hopes you get to relax soon
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Ooh that sucks, just rip the band-aid off already! Phara hopes you get to relax soon
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
October 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Quote post with your favorite reaction gif of all time
My mom's best friend (who has since passed) was a talented quilter. I inherited several of her works, including this lovely wall hanging which hangs above my kitchen table. My mom inherited a multitude of actual cats 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My mom's best friend (who has since passed) was a talented quilter. I inherited several of her works, including this lovely wall hanging which hangs above my kitchen table. My mom inherited a multitude of actual cats 🤣
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is Phara's favorite game, we call it "hunt". We remove her from the room, hide a toy that contains treats somewhere in the room, then she has to find it.
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
October 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Fuck this mother fucking fucker 😡🤬😠
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
I cant even begin to describe how disruptive shutting down that stretch of 5 is. It takes fucking HOURS to go around.
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
She is cooking her little brain out here 🤣 🍳
Actual footage
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Actual footage
Phara would like hear more about these "tuna noodles" 🤣
October 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Phara would like hear more about these "tuna noodles" 🤣
Phara says that's a great idea!
October 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Phara says that's a great idea!
Yes, she got some apple!
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound is handed a piece of apple which she eagerly chews and swallows. Once the apple is gone she wistfully looks around for more.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound is handed a piece of apple which she eagerly chews and swallows. Once the apple is gone she wistfully looks around for more.
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yes, she got some apple!
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound is handed a piece of apple which she eagerly chews and swallows. Once the apple is gone she wistfully looks around for more.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound is handed a piece of apple which she eagerly chews and swallows. Once the apple is gone she wistfully looks around for more.
POV: You're eating an apple
October 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
POV: You're eating an apple
She says that's probably ok but consider making your human get you a cot 🤣
September 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
She says that's probably ok but consider making your human get you a cot 🤣
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
September 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Phara reminds you to take some time out to touch grass when needed 🥰
I cant remember for certain but I think mine was probably "Please" by the Pet Shop Boys (1986). It was either that or Tiffany 🤣 I has eclectic tastes.
I LOVED PSB throughout elementary school. I still love them ❤️
I LOVED PSB throughout elementary school. I still love them ❤️
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I cant remember for certain but I think mine was probably "Please" by the Pet Shop Boys (1986). It was either that or Tiffany 🤣 I has eclectic tastes.
I LOVED PSB throughout elementary school. I still love them ❤️
I LOVED PSB throughout elementary school. I still love them ❤️
Phara says mornings are rough.
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Phara says mornings are rough.
Just kidding 😁
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just kidding 😁
She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She just ate breakfast so it's time for a nap 🤣
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when your anxiety started?
But does your dog eat kale stems? (Sound up for maximum cronch)
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
September 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
But does your dog eat kale stems? (Sound up for maximum cronch)
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
Video description: A beautiful pharoah hound chews and eats a kale stem. She's had a lot of teeth removed so chewing takes a while, but she is happily up to the task.
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?
September 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?