Charlie
@asonnamedbort.bsky.social
I think I want a new job in a new industry in a new city
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think I want a new job in a new industry in a new city
Ironic that I, the least Christmassy person in the world, get winter work trips to German cities with massive Christmas markets
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ironic that I, the least Christmassy person in the world, get winter work trips to German cities with massive Christmas markets
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
I hope the chancellor has personally visited every waspi woman to inform them of the budget so they don't miss anything.
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I hope the chancellor has personally visited every waspi woman to inform them of the budget so they don't miss anything.
Lads I've fucked up and got my flight departure time wrong by half an hour and suddenly I'm arriving 50 minutes before my flight instead of 1:20
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Lads I've fucked up and got my flight departure time wrong by half an hour and suddenly I'm arriving 50 minutes before my flight instead of 1:20
Not to brag, but I look fucking disgusting
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not to brag, but I look fucking disgusting
Was told by five separate people today that I do not look 32, and I shall be dining out on that for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Was told by five separate people today that I do not look 32, and I shall be dining out on that for a while.
Whitney Houston really was great huh
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whitney Houston really was great huh
Seductive to a cow: hey baby, wanna let me see your
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Seductive to a cow: hey baby, wanna let me see your
Since 2010, fuel duty has gone down by 7.7% - 63.6pp below inflation, while train tickets are now 62.9% more expensive - 7pp above inflation.
When can you declare an emergency over?
The 5p “emergency” petrol tax cut was introduced in March 2022, to offset a spike in prices
They are now about 30p down on that month, & about 50p down on the absolute peak
The 5p “emergency” petrol tax cut was introduced in March 2022, to offset a spike in prices
They are now about 30p down on that month, & about 50p down on the absolute peak
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Since 2010, fuel duty has gone down by 7.7% - 63.6pp below inflation, while train tickets are now 62.9% more expensive - 7pp above inflation.
My handsome colleague is leaving. What's the point in living?
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My handsome colleague is leaving. What's the point in living?
Thinking of his one true love (the novel coronavirus) at this difficult time
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thinking of his one true love (the novel coronavirus) at this difficult time
I endorse Jules' endorsement
Sure, why not, I endorse this message
Pin one about me being really cool?
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I endorse Jules' endorsement
Nobody:
My brain: Highland Regiment. BRITISH ARMY! We will keep our union together in the name of Jesus!
My brain: Highland Regiment. BRITISH ARMY! We will keep our union together in the name of Jesus!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nobody:
My brain: Highland Regiment. BRITISH ARMY! We will keep our union together in the name of Jesus!
My brain: Highland Regiment. BRITISH ARMY! We will keep our union together in the name of Jesus!
We must go to war with Germany over how expensive medicine is here
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We must go to war with Germany over how expensive medicine is here
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JUDGE: How do you plead?
ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights.
JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment?
ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.
ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights.
JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment?
ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
JUDGE: How do you plead?
ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights.
JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment?
ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.
ME: Your Honor, I invoke my Third Amendment rights.
JUDGE: Don't you mean the Fifth Amendment?
ME: No, Your Honor, the Third. I don't want any soldiers quartered in my apartment. At least not until I get the chance to clean up. It's a mess.
Manchester United, they never let you dow when you need a pick me up
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Manchester United, they never let you dow when you need a pick me up
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Well, yes, that is rather the problem?
WH Press Sec. Leavitt: It is not true that Trump is favoring one side over another in Russia's war in Ukraine.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Well, yes, that is rather the problem?
Everyone knows football isn't for nancies ffs
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Everyone knows football isn't for nancies ffs
One day I really should actually go to Amsterdam instead of just using its airport
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
One day I really should actually go to Amsterdam instead of just using its airport
Darlington has of course only been a shithole devoid of infrastructure and hope for half a decade
Over at the Daily Telegraph, they're scratching their heads as to why the former mining and steel producinv city of Gliwice in Poland is now 45% more prosperous than Darlington... and why it has new shiny infrastructure... without mentioning EU funds for urban and regional development...
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Darlington has of course only been a shithole devoid of infrastructure and hope for half a decade
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
A tax on international student university fees is an absolutely hilariously terrible policy idea.
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
A tax on international student university fees is an absolutely hilariously terrible policy idea.
Today I get the thrill I've only ever had twice before in my life, connecting flights where they both use the same plane.
Even more thrilling, I'm in the same seat both times as well.
Even more thrilling, I'm in the same seat both times as well.
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Today I get the thrill I've only ever had twice before in my life, connecting flights where they both use the same plane.
Even more thrilling, I'm in the same seat both times as well.
Even more thrilling, I'm in the same seat both times as well.
Various things the last few weeks I think have made me realise I really haven't processed one of my best friends' death a few years ago.
It feels really dumb to basically be at step one three years later but genuinely I have zero idea what I'm supposed to do.
It feels really dumb to basically be at step one three years later but genuinely I have zero idea what I'm supposed to do.
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Various things the last few weeks I think have made me realise I really haven't processed one of my best friends' death a few years ago.
It feels really dumb to basically be at step one three years later but genuinely I have zero idea what I'm supposed to do.
It feels really dumb to basically be at step one three years later but genuinely I have zero idea what I'm supposed to do.