Asleep2000
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Philadelphia Pinball Champ '76
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i've thought long and hard about this but it's official-- this is one of the top 5 best shoegaze songs ever. EVER. thankyouandgoodnight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...
Does This Hurt?
YouTube video by The Boo Radleys - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i've thought long and hard about this but it's official-- this is one of the top 5 best shoegaze songs ever. EVER. thankyouandgoodnight
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ebf...
despite their extraordinary core strength, surfers get lonely too
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
despite their extraordinary core strength, surfers get lonely too
just got jump scared with the word "Swoletariat"
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
just got jump scared with the word "Swoletariat"
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sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
sorry I've been like this for the past thirteen years I was dehydrated
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
i spend more than 10 minutes here and i see a penis. i thought this was a twitter upgrade! 🫥
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
i spend more than 10 minutes here and i see a penis. i thought this was a twitter upgrade! 🫥
for those from the bad place that i am following that are not following me back, ahem:
a man in a suit is standing in front of a sign that says `` remember me ? '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a sign that says `` remember me ? '' .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
for those from the bad place that i am following that are not following me back, ahem:
No i am NOT letting you see my aura, you pervert.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No i am NOT letting you see my aura, you pervert.
feels like i am a party attempting small talk with strangers. do i do something unexpected? tell a bad joke? do a keg stand? show my tits?
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
feels like i am a party attempting small talk with strangers. do i do something unexpected? tell a bad joke? do a keg stand? show my tits?
do i just repost my greatest hits from twitter over here or what?
*spins through rolodex
*spins through rolodex
October 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
do i just repost my greatest hits from twitter over here or what?
*spins through rolodex
*spins through rolodex
i feel it is your duty to give me a boost over here.
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
i feel it is your duty to give me a boost over here.
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I find people are really at their best right after general anesthesia.
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I find people are really at their best right after general anesthesia.
i feel like there aren't as many alcoholics here as on twitter, which may or may not be a good thing
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i feel like there aren't as many alcoholics here as on twitter, which may or may not be a good thing
Hobbies: yoga, knitting, baking, aiding and abetting.
October 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hobbies: yoga, knitting, baking, aiding and abetting.
maybe you just need to listen to more modest mouse about it.
May 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
maybe you just need to listen to more modest mouse about it.
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i've never met a paywall i couldn't shrug and walk away from
March 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i've never met a paywall i couldn't shrug and walk away from