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Spongebob Squarepants༄
@asimplesponge.bsky.social
Spongebob RP account
Crossovers encouraged
Half serious half crack
18+ mun so no minors
Length and style varies from one liner to multi para, depends
Open to ships long as it isn't taboo, throw em
Flexible
DRAMA FREE ZONE, get the fuck away from me
Hey, everyone. Update on the state of my account

I'm in a slump after losing someone I loved as a sibling. I've moved on, but I haven't felt like going out of my way to RP. So here's how this will go

I'll still RP when I'm on, but you have to start. Tag me whenever you feel like it. Will +
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@vincentwaller.bsky.social Do you miss working on Ren and Stimpy back in the old days of Nickelodeon? Were the studio conditions more fun then or do you actually prefer it today? It was my dream to see Nickelodeon Studios as a kid when it still had its 90s themes
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
(( Still on hiatus. It's going to be indefinite
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@vincentwaller.bsky.social I'm not sure you're allowed to talk about this, but regarding the spin-offs; TPSS felt closer to staples the main show established, while Kamp Koral, well, you probably heard "contradictions". Can you share what could've been the reason for them? Is KK its own thing?
October 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@vincentwaller.bsky.social I was a bit surprised Dennis and the Strangler didn't get an on-screen interaction in "Captain Pipsqueak". Strangler's name is on Dennis' clipboard. How do you think their meeting went?
October 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Uhhhh did I lose 9 followers all at once?

I'm still on hiatus here but I could swear my follow count a few days ago was 130. Don't recognize anyone going off my following which is the same

Had a nice follower vs following stalemate

Odd. Oh well
October 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
"...What? What did I do??"
September 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
(( spongebob isnt familiar with every new slang that drops so he'll def need a straightener up on them 😭

in other news im already semi active but i'll be less responsive. i went through a sudden break up/block with no word and even though it's been a month im still reeling, confused, and feel crap
September 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"Er, washed...? You...look kempt... don't reek... sounds feasible! I wouldn't panic too much over your hygiene, you're clean, Squidward! Very washed! .....Was that a trick question?-"
September 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There is no "best" roleplayer
Everyone does things only they can do and has their own wiring
September 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ugh I can't get over how incredibly adorable he looks esp in season 1. Tragic his writing changed in favor of comedy bc s1 was genuine perfection
August 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Dawg. Is Bsky com STILL HAVING THIS DISCOURSE???

Simping for feral characters is ratchet

There IS NO justification. There is nothing to prove. You are taking an impossible stance

A normal person would switch, leave, or at least keep that shit away. No, you had to enforce something uncomfortable
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Getting portrayal credit like everyone else would be nice but I know most people are gnna go "hes good but he could be more cheerful" even tho he's as he is in canon

My Spongebob draws from the point-and-click PC games and non-gag moments of the show

He is very clearly level-headed in conversation
August 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
No, I don't respect people who reduce Spongebob to a meme
They don't respect me so they're deadweight
August 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Liking how Tide Of Titan is writing Spongebob

We can conclude at this point the games do Spongebob's character better justice than the show. Always been that way honestly
August 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
YO GUYS

If you let someone take over as your muse while you're under writer's block, then they delete you but continue writing it using the same relationships you made with other RPers, is that a form of theft
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
"How come everyone here is so rude or childish...?"
August 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
May take a break until my head is back on right
I'm having thoughts I should not have and said things in personal rants no human being should say

I don't know
August 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"Affirmative... I have two, although one isn't exactly evil so much lacks guidance..."
August 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
August 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The other reason I created Anti-Spongebob in addition to fleshing out Spongebob through serious trials is

It's annoying how Spongebob gets treated as this invincible perfect god

Adds to the flanderization/bastardization effect

So here's a dark villain who can break him physically and mentally
August 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Been battling strong negative thoughts. Two shocks back to back did me in, and now I feel empty

Got manipulated by a person I never should have done business with irl into giving my address which let him coerce me into transferring 160 dollars

Asked around for contributions to climb back up
August 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Well that was rude."
August 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing your dilemma. Might I recommend a fresh krabby patty?"
August 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A bright grin lit him up, excited. "Atta boy, Gary!" Spongebob brought Gary into a hug, cheek pressed against his shell, but not too tight. "Oh, do I love you, you're the greatest pal that was ever had! I don't know what I'd do without you!" He gave him belly rubs. "Who's world's number one pet??"
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM