Spongebob Squarepants༄
@asimplesponge.bsky.social
Spongebob RP account
Crossovers encouraged
Half serious half crack
18+ mun so no minors
Length and style varies from one liner to multi para, depends
Open to ships long as it isn't taboo, throw em
Flexible
DRAMA FREE ZONE, get the fuck away from me
Crossovers encouraged
Half serious half crack
18+ mun so no minors
Length and style varies from one liner to multi para, depends
Open to ships long as it isn't taboo, throw em
Flexible
DRAMA FREE ZONE, get the fuck away from me
Ugh I can't get over how incredibly adorable he looks esp in season 1. Tragic his writing changed in favor of comedy bc s1 was genuine perfection
August 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Ugh I can't get over how incredibly adorable he looks esp in season 1. Tragic his writing changed in favor of comedy bc s1 was genuine perfection
"How come everyone here is so rude or childish...?"
August 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"How come everyone here is so rude or childish...?"
"Affirmative... I have two, although one isn't exactly evil so much lacks guidance..."
August 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"Affirmative... I have two, although one isn't exactly evil so much lacks guidance..."
"Well that was rude."
August 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"Well that was rude."
"Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing your dilemma. Might I recommend a fresh krabby patty?"
August 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing your dilemma. Might I recommend a fresh krabby patty?"
A bright grin lit him up, excited. "Atta boy, Gary!" Spongebob brought Gary into a hug, cheek pressed against his shell, but not too tight. "Oh, do I love you, you're the greatest pal that was ever had! I don't know what I'd do without you!" He gave him belly rubs. "Who's world's number one pet??"
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A bright grin lit him up, excited. "Atta boy, Gary!" Spongebob brought Gary into a hug, cheek pressed against his shell, but not too tight. "Oh, do I love you, you're the greatest pal that was ever had! I don't know what I'd do without you!" He gave him belly rubs. "Who's world's number one pet??"
"Uh- no, Gary, the mouse toy I threw! Don't you want to catch a mouse?"
Spongebob blinked. One toy was as good as another. "That's okay. What do you think of this? Huh? This better??" He held a chew toy of a bird
Spongebob blinked. One toy was as good as another. "That's okay. What do you think of this? Huh? This better??" He held a chew toy of a bird
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"Uh- no, Gary, the mouse toy I threw! Don't you want to catch a mouse?"
Spongebob blinked. One toy was as good as another. "That's okay. What do you think of this? Huh? This better??" He held a chew toy of a bird
Spongebob blinked. One toy was as good as another. "That's okay. What do you think of this? Huh? This better??" He held a chew toy of a bird
Nope. Spongebob knew better! The mouse squeak toy bounced off multiple objects, disappearing into the living room
"Where did it land?? Can you find the mouse, Gary?? Go bring it, boy!" Cheered the lad
Spongebob threw it complicated on purpose. A little problem-solving exercise did animals good
"Where did it land?? Can you find the mouse, Gary?? Go bring it, boy!" Cheered the lad
Spongebob threw it complicated on purpose. A little problem-solving exercise did animals good
August 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nope. Spongebob knew better! The mouse squeak toy bounced off multiple objects, disappearing into the living room
"Where did it land?? Can you find the mouse, Gary?? Go bring it, boy!" Cheered the lad
Spongebob threw it complicated on purpose. A little problem-solving exercise did animals good
"Where did it land?? Can you find the mouse, Gary?? Go bring it, boy!" Cheered the lad
Spongebob threw it complicated on purpose. A little problem-solving exercise did animals good
ppl: have u seen that one spongebob rper they're all serious its so funny
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum. The trash. The vermin. The filth. The shit. Here is a man who stood up."
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum. The trash. The vermin. The filth. The shit. Here is a man who stood up."
August 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
ppl: have u seen that one spongebob rper they're all serious its so funny
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum. The trash. The vermin. The filth. The shit. Here is a man who stood up."
"Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here's a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum. The trash. The vermin. The filth. The shit. Here is a man who stood up."
"Tell you what, since you don't feel like jogging, would you rather...play with your toy??"
He showed Gary a chew toy. "Look, boy! See the squeak?? Here it is!" He moved it away a few times and squeaked it to motivate him. "Get it!" He threw it far
He showed Gary a chew toy. "Look, boy! See the squeak?? Here it is!" He moved it away a few times and squeaked it to motivate him. "Get it!" He threw it far
August 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Tell you what, since you don't feel like jogging, would you rather...play with your toy??"
He showed Gary a chew toy. "Look, boy! See the squeak?? Here it is!" He moved it away a few times and squeaked it to motivate him. "Get it!" He threw it far
He showed Gary a chew toy. "Look, boy! See the squeak?? Here it is!" He moved it away a few times and squeaked it to motivate him. "Get it!" He threw it far
Nodding, he set him down as he rushed off before coming back to place two bowls before him, full of snail food and water. "Surprise, they had your favorite flavor! Only the best. Chow down!"
August 16, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Nodding, he set him down as he rushed off before coming back to place two bowls before him, full of snail food and water. "Surprise, they had your favorite flavor! Only the best. Chow down!"
@garyseasnail.bsky.social
"Hello there, Gary! Heh, had a comfy nap?" The young sponge beamed, a hearty giggle slipping as he gently patted his approaching pet
"Okay, lemme bring your breakfast. After you've eaten, you feeling a workout against your wheel? You haven't run on it for some time."
"Hello there, Gary! Heh, had a comfy nap?" The young sponge beamed, a hearty giggle slipping as he gently patted his approaching pet
"Okay, lemme bring your breakfast. After you've eaten, you feeling a workout against your wheel? You haven't run on it for some time."
August 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
@garyseasnail.bsky.social
"Hello there, Gary! Heh, had a comfy nap?" The young sponge beamed, a hearty giggle slipping as he gently patted his approaching pet
"Okay, lemme bring your breakfast. After you've eaten, you feeling a workout against your wheel? You haven't run on it for some time."
"Hello there, Gary! Heh, had a comfy nap?" The young sponge beamed, a hearty giggle slipping as he gently patted his approaching pet
"Okay, lemme bring your breakfast. After you've eaten, you feeling a workout against your wheel? You haven't run on it for some time."
Curiosity besting him, his eyes flickered to and away from his saber, before a sincere, inquisitive little smile took form
"Anyyy chance I can hold it? For only a moment! I've never seen a laser sword in person."
"Anyyy chance I can hold it? For only a moment! I've never seen a laser sword in person."
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Curiosity besting him, his eyes flickered to and away from his saber, before a sincere, inquisitive little smile took form
"Anyyy chance I can hold it? For only a moment! I've never seen a laser sword in person."
"Anyyy chance I can hold it? For only a moment! I've never seen a laser sword in person."
He shot back with his mouth agape, giving an impressed whistle
"Neptune, that really is something, it's a sword made out of energy! Serious stuff. And it presses on and off?"
"Neptune, that really is something, it's a sword made out of energy! Serious stuff. And it presses on and off?"
August 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
He shot back with his mouth agape, giving an impressed whistle
"Neptune, that really is something, it's a sword made out of energy! Serious stuff. And it presses on and off?"
"Neptune, that really is something, it's a sword made out of energy! Serious stuff. And it presses on and off?"
I have every intention and desire of getting to Luke's reply
My stamina is just mega ass
My stamina is just mega ass
August 16, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I have every intention and desire of getting to Luke's reply
My stamina is just mega ass
My stamina is just mega ass
August 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
@theshredder.bsky.social "I know you're a supervillain...
As a good guy, we don't have to like this... but we must put our differences aside!"
As a good guy, we don't have to like this... but we must put our differences aside!"
August 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
@theshredder.bsky.social "I know you're a supervillain...
As a good guy, we don't have to like this... but we must put our differences aside!"
As a good guy, we don't have to like this... but we must put our differences aside!"
Stole the formula
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Stole the formula
Heart instead or write
August 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Heart instead or write
"Friday's two hours close! I say we bust a move to celebrate!"
August 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Friday's two hours close! I say we bust a move to celebrate!"
And there's this Spongebob. If it wasn't obvious at a glance, which granted plays into the show's style change, he's much more hyperactive. A free-spirit. Almost careless if not outright. Perky, whimsy, he seems SHUT OFF to the world rather than taking it in. This Spongebob is a "problem child" +
August 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
And there's this Spongebob. If it wasn't obvious at a glance, which granted plays into the show's style change, he's much more hyperactive. A free-spirit. Almost careless if not outright. Perky, whimsy, he seems SHUT OFF to the world rather than taking it in. This Spongebob is a "problem child" +