ashoof.bsky.social
@ashoof.bsky.social
Either the most or least media literate person you've ever met
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
As your next Senator, I will be putting forth a bill to outlaw all lyrical renditions of Carol of the Bells in commercials
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Silk Song shadow drop
BREAKING: Iranian State TV has said: "Tonight, a great surprise will occur, one that the world will remember for centuries."
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I once brushed shoulders with David Beckham and Posh Spice while touring Alcatraz. Kind of reads like a lame madlib
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If only there were some social media where we could all talk specifically about Jeremy Renner. Has anyone thought of this?
Jeremy Renner was run over by a seven-ton snowplow a little over two years ago. In a new memoir, he wrote that as he lay near death, he experienced something extraordinary.
Jeremy Renner and the Science of Extraordinary Near-Death Experiences
A little over two years ago, the actor was run over by a snowplow. Like thousands of others, he then felt an “exhilarating peace.” Why?
www.nytimes.com
May 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We shouldn't call them skeets here, we should call them "blue"s.

"Did you see that blue from @hankgreen.bsky.social ? Blue my mind"

"The blues today are giving ME the blues"

"You posted a selfie on bluesky? Yea, I just blue myself"
April 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hopefully this place is nicer than that old one
November 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM