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Just reply with the Denzel gif. "I'm drunk right now"
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Just reply with the Denzel gif. "I'm drunk right now"
You're missing out on many comedic moments that juxtapose with the horror
January 22, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You're missing out on many comedic moments that juxtapose with the horror
The team with the best record in the conference last year doesn't put a contender on the field? Sure
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
The team with the best record in the conference last year doesn't put a contender on the field? Sure
You genuinely believe all movies are bad?
January 22, 2026 at 4:34 PM
You genuinely believe all movies are bad?
This is a you issue, not a nomination issue (if you even want to call it an issue)
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 PM
This is a you issue, not a nomination issue (if you even want to call it an issue)
Because people complain when a movie is longer than 95 minutes long. Wait, that's you
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Because people complain when a movie is longer than 95 minutes long. Wait, that's you
They did, all turnovers and scoring plays are looked at
January 19, 2026 at 11:47 PM
They did, all turnovers and scoring plays are looked at
The ball never hits the ground. Objectively, the one result that is literally impossible is this being an incompletion. I'm not arguing catch vs interception, but those are the only two possible outcomes of this play
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
The ball never hits the ground. Objectively, the one result that is literally impossible is this being an incompletion. I'm not arguing catch vs interception, but those are the only two possible outcomes of this play
Big W for Hilton, weird
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Big W for Hilton, weird
For anyone not reading the article, you don't need a subscription service! It's free on twitch. Don't go pay for something you don't need!
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 AM
For anyone not reading the article, you don't need a subscription service! It's free on twitch. Don't go pay for something you don't need!
Not sure if you missed the news, but the season is 18 weeks long now
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not sure if you missed the news, but the season is 18 weeks long now
Probably something like "football is a team sport" and "it's hard to win in the playoffs".
Wait, sorry, these are valid
Wait, sorry, these are valid
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Probably something like "football is a team sport" and "it's hard to win in the playoffs".
Wait, sorry, these are valid
Wait, sorry, these are valid
3 << 24. So I think we're good, not even close to all day!
December 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
3 << 24. So I think we're good, not even close to all day!
Katabasis is on my always-growing To-Read list, have you read Babel/did you like it? Wondering how it compares
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Katabasis is on my always-growing To-Read list, have you read Babel/did you like it? Wondering how it compares
I'm against celebrating injuries, why would I need to talk about Jim McMahon? Are you illiterate? Also, yes, you are celebrating Jordan Love's injury by rejoicing in Packers being upset about Love's injury.
Even the average Lions fan can follow this simple logic, but I forgot who I'm dealing with
Even the average Lions fan can follow this simple logic, but I forgot who I'm dealing with
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm against celebrating injuries, why would I need to talk about Jim McMahon? Are you illiterate? Also, yes, you are celebrating Jordan Love's injury by rejoicing in Packers being upset about Love's injury.
Even the average Lions fan can follow this simple logic, but I forgot who I'm dealing with
Even the average Lions fan can follow this simple logic, but I forgot who I'm dealing with
In that case the B1G is 0-0, and therefore undefeated
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
In that case the B1G is 0-0, and therefore undefeated
Celebrating injuries is expected from Bears fans I guess
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Celebrating injuries is expected from Bears fans I guess
"Internet resource"
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Internet resource"
Shouting? You're the one spouting a ton of random info, I just had one thing to say. Work on your reading comprehension, ain't no way anything I've said reads as "shouting". Calm down
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Shouting? You're the one spouting a ton of random info, I just had one thing to say. Work on your reading comprehension, ain't no way anything I've said reads as "shouting". Calm down
You wanted a source for my claim, I gave it. You can save the essay response for someone who cares
December 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You wanted a source for my claim, I gave it. You can save the essay response for someone who cares
2 seconds of Google Source: NPR share.google/7fHjqv5bjZfk...
Waymo will recall software after its self-driving cars passed stopped school buses
Waymo is issuing a software recall for its self-driving cars after reports the company's autonomous vehicles failed to stop for school buses.
share.google
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
2 seconds of Google Source: NPR share.google/7fHjqv5bjZfk...
What about the waymos currently blowing past stopped school buses and runing red lights?
December 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
What about the waymos currently blowing past stopped school buses and runing red lights?
"Will be" - future
"Would of (sic)" - past
Seems pretty simple to me why Mamdani isn't a factor in any of this.
"Or is that not how it works?"
Correct, that is not how the flow of time works
"Would of (sic)" - past
Seems pretty simple to me why Mamdani isn't a factor in any of this.
"Or is that not how it works?"
Correct, that is not how the flow of time works
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Will be" - future
"Would of (sic)" - past
Seems pretty simple to me why Mamdani isn't a factor in any of this.
"Or is that not how it works?"
Correct, that is not how the flow of time works
"Would of (sic)" - past
Seems pretty simple to me why Mamdani isn't a factor in any of this.
"Or is that not how it works?"
Correct, that is not how the flow of time works