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Childless dog lady, retired derby skater, lazy photographer, wanderlust addled, most importantly ANGRY AMERICAN ready to take back our country from the orange chode #resist #blue #isupportcanada 🇨🇦 Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 ✊🏻
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December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Sources in the Defense Department say that Pete Hegseth ordered the second strike on the Venezuelan when he learned that there was no rum aboard.
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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I find this 2018 picture of Mohammed bin Salman very amusing
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Can we all just agree now that taking this shit down is NOT unpatriotic? When this shithead is evicted from the White House we need to undo EVERYTHING this audacious asshole has interior decorated
I really think what’s needed here is more gold.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Did I do it right
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Not sure if it’s the ocean waves or the “Italian mathematicians” or the golden spiral but why did this article title make me incredibly horny
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Nov 9
The math behind even the simplest ocean waves is notoriously uncooperative. A team of Italian mathematicians has made major advances toward understanding it. www.wired.com/story/the-hi...
The Hidden Math of Ocean Waves
The math behind even the simplest ocean waves is notoriously uncooperative. A team of Italian mathematicians has made major advances toward understanding it.
www.wired.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
@jonlovett.bsky.social this seems like something you and Adina should discuss
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love @katmabu.bsky.social for so many reasons but her transformational approach to how a political campaign could (and should) be run is so incredibly inspiring and I wish I lived in Chicago so I could vote for her
Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.

And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I wrote a lot about Ken Griffin at my job because he is a prominent art collector and art patron but since I was laid off I can point out he doesn't even live in NYC; he moved his hedge fund's headquarters from Chicago to Palm Beach in 2022.
November 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If the House isn’t working, why should we? #generalstrike
And there it is...

Announcement is made that the US House will be out of session again next week

They haven't voted since mid-September
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wow… light pollution really does suck
August 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Why does rewatching “Surf Nazis Must Die” feel like I should be taking notes for the next 3+ years?
August 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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“Putin would eat you for lunch.”

Today, exactly that happened.
August 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Holy fucking Hannity interview… I think his craziness was on full display but we’ll see if the idiots watching Fox will even notice
August 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
August 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@janeygodley.bsky.social forever in our hearts, making us laugh
An intruder escaped from the secret service 🤣🤣🤣
July 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org
July 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Donald Trump has notably criticized the invocation of the Fifth Amendment, infamously saying:
"Only guilty people take the Fifth.”  

He also splashed this phrase across rally stages:
“The mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

Also:
July 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nothing says “I ❤️ NY” like threatening to leave it if you don’t get your way and get to be its leader. #nomeanscuomo
Nice to see Cuomo finally being a team player and campaigning for Zohran
July 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Absolute fucking insanity… so they want to reclaim the word, is that what he’s trying to say? Make Nazi cool again? JFC
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”

Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”

Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Watching #poopcruise and OMG I will never go on a cruise ship again. The way I screamed at the #booze announcement
July 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM