Ashley Durkin-Rixey
@ashleyrixey.bsky.social
No one of importance.
Fuck yeah women’s basketball
May 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Fuck yeah women’s basketball
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Ecce Homo, by Jan Mostaert, 16th century
May 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Ecce Homo, by Jan Mostaert, 16th century
Every movie can be a tear jerker when you have PTSD!
May 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Every movie can be a tear jerker when you have PTSD!
Thank you for Rid of Me, which blew the brain of 14 year old me wide apart. Thank you for Low’s Dinosaur Act, thanks for actually owning up to and apologizing for being a shithead to women.
May 8, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Thank you for Rid of Me, which blew the brain of 14 year old me wide apart. Thank you for Low’s Dinosaur Act, thanks for actually owning up to and apologizing for being a shithead to women.
Please hug a Gen Xer today we are not okay. Thank you Steve Albini
May 8, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Please hug a Gen Xer today we are not okay. Thank you Steve Albini
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Middle age is such a mindfuck of feeling incompetent while also knowing none of it matters but you gotta participate in capitalism to just live another day.
May 5, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Middle age is such a mindfuck of feeling incompetent while also knowing none of it matters but you gotta participate in capitalism to just live another day.
LET ME OFF THIS PLANE SO I CAN WATCH THIS KNICKS GAME
May 3, 2024 at 3:19 AM
LET ME OFF THIS PLANE SO I CAN WATCH THIS KNICKS GAME
I am on a flight home during the Knicks game.
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May 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I am on a flight home during the Knicks game.
Men will lsign up for a social media account to troll a female sports fan whose team beat theirs before they will go to therapy.
April 28, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Men will lsign up for a social media account to troll a female sports fan whose team beat theirs before they will go to therapy.
Nothing like making a new friend over your shared hatred of a mutual acquaintance
April 28, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Nothing like making a new friend over your shared hatred of a mutual acquaintance
This is the most melodramatic first round of playoffs the NBA has had in a while. Real Housewives level beef every series.
April 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
This is the most melodramatic first round of playoffs the NBA has had in a while. Real Housewives level beef every series.
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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want.
Get excited.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want.
Get excited.
The Onion Is Sold by G/O Media
The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.
www.nytimes.com
April 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want.
Get excited.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want.
Get excited.
Mercury in retrograded ended today and yet it sure feels like it hasn't.
April 25, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Mercury in retrograded ended today and yet it sure feels like it hasn't.
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Hogo-chan and Sara-chan, a pair of rehabilited ex-prisoner penguins, are mascots for a program to reintegrate reformed criminals into society.
April 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Hogo-chan and Sara-chan, a pair of rehabilited ex-prisoner penguins, are mascots for a program to reintegrate reformed criminals into society.
Listening to a basketball pod and the hosts said it was irresponsible to hold two Knicks games that intense and exciting at MSG because it is always on the verge of collapse or fire.
This is fully correct.
This is fully correct.
April 24, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Listening to a basketball pod and the hosts said it was irresponsible to hold two Knicks games that intense and exciting at MSG because it is always on the verge of collapse or fire.
This is fully correct.
This is fully correct.
Thibs is going to need a stand in screamer by Game 4
April 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Thibs is going to need a stand in screamer by Game 4
Let’s go Knicks!
April 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Let’s go Knicks!
Knicks. Knicks. Knicks.
April 20, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Knicks. Knicks. Knicks.
Let’s go Bulls. Eff Trae Young.
April 18, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Let’s go Bulls. Eff Trae Young.
24 hour Bulls fan here I go!
April 18, 2024 at 12:10 AM
24 hour Bulls fan here I go!
Just me tearing up over Kamilia Cardoso being drafted to the Sky in the Chicago Tribune.
www.chicagotribune.com/2024/04/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2024/04/14/c...
April 16, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Just me tearing up over Kamilia Cardoso being drafted to the Sky in the Chicago Tribune.
www.chicagotribune.com/2024/04/14/c...
www.chicagotribune.com/2024/04/14/c...
The ticket prices, especially on resale, for the first Indiana Fever v Chicago Sky are over 2K. Incredible.
April 16, 2024 at 3:08 AM
The ticket prices, especially on resale, for the first Indiana Fever v Chicago Sky are over 2K. Incredible.