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ashleynapalm.bsky.social
@ashleynapalm.bsky.social
⭐️VW enthusiast, tarantula keeper, cat lady, pharmacy babe, and most importantly mom to an amazing boy⭐️
All I want right now is for #adidas to start making scrubs. They’ve literally mastered the tracksuit, so you know they can do it. How dope would it be to have 3 stripes on your scrub pants and a matching scrub jacket? Please #adidas, make my dreams come true.
March 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thrash Unreal, my Tliltocatl albopilosus, enjoying a little drink after her meal. #tliltocatlalbopilosus #talbo #tarantula #curlyhairtarantula
February 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Got a new homie from the reptile expo yesterday. She is a sub adult brachypelma hamorii aka Mexican red knee. ❤️🕷️#brachypelmahamorii #tarantula #mexicanredknee
February 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Wacky weirdo waffles” As requested by my kiddo. #dessertwaffles #waffle #wackyweirdowaffles
February 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Kirby tried cat grass for the first time yesterday. He was unsure at first, but he ended up really liking it! #heykirby #blueskycats #kitten #tabbycat
February 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Dear DNC: You’ve been bringing a knife to a gunfight for 25 years. I’m not giving you another dime until you wake TF up, change your tactics radically, and elevate new leaders. @democrats.org
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This precious baby was in my yard today. It let me pet it before eating some cat food and going on its way. I cried because it was so magical, lol. (It totally hissed at my husband but not me 🤣) Also, don’t come for me about interfering with wildlife, I’m a #disneyprincess
February 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
On today’s episode of Unhinged Healthcare Worker, Ashley buys a Chucky scrub top, unironically 🤣 #chuckyscrubs #chucky
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This will never be a “live, laugh, love” house.
January 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Giving all the spiders water today and of course Phelony, my Psalmopoeus irminia, decided to threat pose as soon as I touched her water dish. Still love her tho 😅 #psalmipoeusitminia #tarantula #pirminia
January 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Relocated this little cutie from my car to my flower bed last summer. Mantises are always such a delight to find. #prayingmantis #mantis
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is Starshine, my adult female poecilotheria ornata. One of my spiciest tarantulas. She scares the bejeezus out of me at least twice a week 😂 #tarantula #poecilotheriaornata #pokie
January 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Kirby, my house tiger. #tabbycat #bellycat #cat
January 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Almost bought these two scrub tops for work to trigger my boss today. I don’t work at the dispensary, so coming in to work this loud would definitely get some comments and looks 🤣
January 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I really shouldn’t listen to #deadkennedys on the way to work. I am 100% ready to start an argument with a supervisor this morning.
January 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This antique lamp was recently given to me by my grandparents. I have loved it since I was a kid. I don’t know too much about it except that it is over 100 years old. #antique #antiquelamp #antiquesroadshow
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Chi Chi Churro, my juvenile t. vagans enjoying her enclosure upgrade. #tarantula #Tliltocatlvagans
January 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM