asher
@asherkay.bsky.social
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@asherkay.bsky.social
· Aug 13
another day volunteering at the jenny holzer museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can cut a hole in you and fuck you through it. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
no matter how gow many times you tell the wrestlers that "you paid for blood", they really do not want to give you blood
November 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
no matter how gow many times you tell the wrestlers that "you paid for blood", they really do not want to give you blood
listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social beat the champ in preparation for going to see my local wrestling scene tonight. particularly excited for tommy vrill, who is a former ballet dancer. he comes out to roxanne by the police and hits people with ballet shoes.
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 PM
listening to @themountaingoats.bsky.social beat the champ in preparation for going to see my local wrestling scene tonight. particularly excited for tommy vrill, who is a former ballet dancer. he comes out to roxanne by the police and hits people with ballet shoes.
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i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
modern work is kinda great. there was a mandatory update for my work laptop and it has bricked it and now we're on day 2 of me not being able to do my job. i'm in bed all cozy
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 AM
modern work is kinda great. there was a mandatory update for my work laptop and it has bricked it and now we're on day 2 of me not being able to do my job. i'm in bed all cozy
my housemate just ate a dessert and said to me "that is straight up evil"
November 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
my housemate just ate a dessert and said to me "that is straight up evil"
need to figure out how to get monk swag in a week
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
need to figure out how to get monk swag in a week
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extremely brave of these landowners I mean farmers to take the day off to protest. from what I’ve heard recently they work the fields themselves with their bare hands and operate on razor-thin margins, so this action will likely see many farms shuttered forever
November 19, 2024 at 4:09 PM
extremely brave of these landowners I mean farmers to take the day off to protest. from what I’ve heard recently they work the fields themselves with their bare hands and operate on razor-thin margins, so this action will likely see many farms shuttered forever
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whole Mountain Goats catalog is pay what you want (for the digital obv) today, we are raising money for PRISMS (Parents and Researchers Interested in Smith-Magenis Syndrome). go on get some music you know you wanna themountaingoats.bandcamp.com
the Mountain Goats
John Darnielle has written almost 600 songs now, and some of them are very sad, dealing with hard drugs and tragic ends, hurting yourself and others, sicknesses of both body and brain, off-brand alcoh...
themountaingoats.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
whole Mountain Goats catalog is pay what you want (for the digital obv) today, we are raising money for PRISMS (Parents and Researchers Interested in Smith-Magenis Syndrome). go on get some music you know you wanna themountaingoats.bandcamp.com
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
cannot stop thinking about the old school punk at the they might be giants show who had neon glow in the dark dyed yellow hair with a black exclamation point dyed in the back of their head
November 17, 2024 at 9:53 AM
cannot stop thinking about the old school punk at the they might be giants show who had neon glow in the dark dyed yellow hair with a black exclamation point dyed in the back of their head
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Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
November 16, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Seinfeld Except A Lot More Bad Stuff Has Happened
folks, they're saying they might be giants might be the best band ever
November 16, 2024 at 9:12 PM
folks, they're saying they might be giants might be the best band ever
the new york financier?
November 16, 2024 at 4:54 PM
the new york financier?
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
it's good to think about weird live art you saw
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
it's good to think about weird live art you saw
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i’m one of the guys you follow on line
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 AM
i’m one of the guys you follow on line
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Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
November 14, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
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anyway, welcome new users! first thing is we don't call them tweets, we call them extended edging sessions with sensory deprivation. so, for example, instead of posting "I saw a good tweet," you just safeword and then get a drink of water before putting your hood back on
November 13, 2024 at 4:26 PM
anyway, welcome new users! first thing is we don't call them tweets, we call them extended edging sessions with sensory deprivation. so, for example, instead of posting "I saw a good tweet," you just safeword and then get a drink of water before putting your hood back on
marketing meetings will give you a glimpse into subsections of the population you hadnt even imagined existing. You're telling me over 100K people listen to this podcast.
November 13, 2024 at 10:24 AM
marketing meetings will give you a glimpse into subsections of the population you hadnt even imagined existing. You're telling me over 100K people listen to this podcast.
the people need private accounts on blusky
November 13, 2024 at 8:54 AM
the people need private accounts on blusky
you guys don't know how hard it was not to buy this chaise lounge
November 13, 2024 at 8:34 AM
you guys don't know how hard it was not to buy this chaise lounge
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MIKE D: Well I'm Mike D, not Mikey from
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Anora!
MIKE D: My album of the year is Ben Seretan's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Allora!
MCA: Roamin' around town, I be exploring like
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Dora!
AD-ROCK: When the moon hits your eye like a pie, that's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Amore!
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Anora!
MIKE D: My album of the year is Ben Seretan's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Allora!
MCA: Roamin' around town, I be exploring like
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Dora!
AD-ROCK: When the moon hits your eye like a pie, that's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Amore!
November 12, 2024 at 9:10 PM
MIKE D: Well I'm Mike D, not Mikey from
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Anora!
MIKE D: My album of the year is Ben Seretan's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Allora!
MCA: Roamin' around town, I be exploring like
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Dora!
AD-ROCK: When the moon hits your eye like a pie, that's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Amore!
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Anora!
MIKE D: My album of the year is Ben Seretan's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Allora!
MCA: Roamin' around town, I be exploring like
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Dora!
AD-ROCK: When the moon hits your eye like a pie, that's
EVERY BEASTIE BOY: Amore!
cant stop thinking about The Sludge
October 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
cant stop thinking about The Sludge
i gotta get better at using this place instead of the evil one
October 9, 2024 at 3:07 PM
i gotta get better at using this place instead of the evil one