Less depresso AND less espresso, actually
@asacannot.bsky.social
The Ballad of Me And My Brain
📍 Manchester / 👔 Corporate Emo
📍 Manchester / 👔 Corporate Emo
Stream Stand Atlantic @frenchtom34.bsky.social
August 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Stream Stand Atlantic @frenchtom34.bsky.social
Working in corporate finance is 1000% made up make believe but I eat those PowerPoints up 👏🏻 EVERY 👏🏻 TIME
The content? Strategic.
The bullet points? Concise.
The fonts? Consissssssstent, baby!!
The execs LOVE to see me coming 🤝🏼
The content? Strategic.
The bullet points? Concise.
The fonts? Consissssssstent, baby!!
The execs LOVE to see me coming 🤝🏼
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July 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Working in corporate finance is 1000% made up make believe but I eat those PowerPoints up 👏🏻 EVERY 👏🏻 TIME
The content? Strategic.
The bullet points? Concise.
The fonts? Consissssssstent, baby!!
The execs LOVE to see me coming 🤝🏼
The content? Strategic.
The bullet points? Concise.
The fonts? Consissssssstent, baby!!
The execs LOVE to see me coming 🤝🏼
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We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people
July 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We don't talk enough about what the bowl plate has done for us as culinarily inclined gay people
This a week old but I’m still milking it 💅🏻
Happy birthday to one of the most beautiful men I know
Beautiful to look at but rotten to the core 😝😂
@asacannot.bsky.social
Beautiful to look at but rotten to the core 😝😂
@asacannot.bsky.social
July 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This a week old but I’m still milking it 💅🏻
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Nvm. A man complimented my leg tattoos on the tube so actually I think southerners are smart, wonderful, amazing, talented, hot, cool, off the charts, never been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, fun, fab, flirty and free.
Better than northerners in every way actually
Better than northerners in every way actually
Oh and everyone in the south is awful but I would 1000% live here
June 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Nvm. A man complimented my leg tattoos on the tube so actually I think southerners are smart, wonderful, amazing, talented, hot, cool, off the charts, never been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, fun, fab, flirty and free.
Better than northerners in every way actually
Better than northerners in every way actually
I’m in London and it’s 30 degrees today? What if I just lob myself in the Thames
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’m in London and it’s 30 degrees today? What if I just lob myself in the Thames
New Raye, Hot Milk, Caroline Polachek AND a whole fucking new Lorde album?
Whilst I’m on my way to see my day 1 Linkin Park in London????
I’ve never felt more powerful.
Whilst I’m on my way to see my day 1 Linkin Park in London????
I’ve never felt more powerful.
June 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
New Raye, Hot Milk, Caroline Polachek AND a whole fucking new Lorde album?
Whilst I’m on my way to see my day 1 Linkin Park in London????
I’ve never felt more powerful.
Whilst I’m on my way to see my day 1 Linkin Park in London????
I’ve never felt more powerful.
I’m in a bad place.
(Crewe Train Station)
(Crewe Train Station)
June 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I’m in a bad place.
(Crewe Train Station)
(Crewe Train Station)
SIX POUNDS for a can opener?
Broken Britain. 🇬🇧
Broken Britain. 🇬🇧
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media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
SIX POUNDS for a can opener?
Broken Britain. 🇬🇧
Broken Britain. 🇬🇧
*looking at my forehead corners in the meeting video on the screen*
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
June 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*looking at my forehead corners in the meeting video on the screen*
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
Can anyone recommend a decent pair of running shoes?
I have back issues, so my old ass needs support and/or some good ass insoles n all.
I’m running a half in October for Not A Phase and need to get my shit together ASAP. I haven’t ran in 3 years so far.
Uwu 🙂↔️
I have back issues, so my old ass needs support and/or some good ass insoles n all.
I’m running a half in October for Not A Phase and need to get my shit together ASAP. I haven’t ran in 3 years so far.
Uwu 🙂↔️
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media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Can anyone recommend a decent pair of running shoes?
I have back issues, so my old ass needs support and/or some good ass insoles n all.
I’m running a half in October for Not A Phase and need to get my shit together ASAP. I haven’t ran in 3 years so far.
Uwu 🙂↔️
I have back issues, so my old ass needs support and/or some good ass insoles n all.
I’m running a half in October for Not A Phase and need to get my shit together ASAP. I haven’t ran in 3 years so far.
Uwu 🙂↔️
Got up super early, prepped a bunch of work and power minced all the way to the office with a point to prove this morning.
Sat and my desk, logged in for an hour and then a colleague pointed out that today is meant to be my day off and the work is due > next < Monday.
Sat and my desk, logged in for an hour and then a colleague pointed out that today is meant to be my day off and the work is due > next < Monday.
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media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Got up super early, prepped a bunch of work and power minced all the way to the office with a point to prove this morning.
Sat and my desk, logged in for an hour and then a colleague pointed out that today is meant to be my day off and the work is due > next < Monday.
Sat and my desk, logged in for an hour and then a colleague pointed out that today is meant to be my day off and the work is due > next < Monday.
I had 5.
Am I okay?
Am I okay?
It is 27 mins past noon and I am about to have my third meal of the day.
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
May 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I had 5.
Am I okay?
Am I okay?
It is 27 mins past noon and I am about to have my third meal of the day.
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
May 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
It is 27 mins past noon and I am about to have my third meal of the day.
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
Holiday mode is in FULL swing🫃🏻
Been added to the holiday group chat and there is 14 of us in it.
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Been added to the holiday group chat and there is 14 of us in it.
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
Me 🤝🏼 12 hour shift in the office on a bank holiday
May 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Me 🤝🏼 12 hour shift in the office on a bank holiday
Boss told me that the graph I made with two axes on two completely distinct scales isn’t the flex that I think it is?
?????????????????????????
I am broken ??????????????????
????????????
?????????????????????????
I am broken ??????????????????
????????????
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media.tenor.com
May 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Boss told me that the graph I made with two axes on two completely distinct scales isn’t the flex that I think it is?
?????????????????????????
I am broken ??????????????????
????????????
?????????????????????????
I am broken ??????????????????
????????????
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Because I’m intimidating and scary, I’ve managed to convince @asacannot.bsky.social to run the Manchester Half Marathon in aid of @notaphaseorg.bsky.social - so dig deep bitches and help Protect The Dolls
www.justgiving.com/team/gayswho...
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Team fundraising for Not A Phase
Help Rob McC raise money to support Not A Phase
www.justgiving.com
April 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Because I’m intimidating and scary, I’ve managed to convince @asacannot.bsky.social to run the Manchester Half Marathon in aid of @notaphaseorg.bsky.social - so dig deep bitches and help Protect The Dolls
www.justgiving.com/team/gayswho...
www.justgiving.com/team/gayswho...
Stream MUNA
April 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Stream MUNA
PSA:
Doing a “consent check” on your green circle AFTER you have added people without asking them first is not consent.
Stop being weird.
Doing a “consent check” on your green circle AFTER you have added people without asking them first is not consent.
Stop being weird.
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media.tenor.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
PSA:
Doing a “consent check” on your green circle AFTER you have added people without asking them first is not consent.
Stop being weird.
Doing a “consent check” on your green circle AFTER you have added people without asking them first is not consent.
Stop being weird.
Lads drinking Corona on the train…
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media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Lads drinking Corona on the train…
A NEW CRISP SHOP HAS OPENED BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (It’s definitely a front for money laundering) but A NEW CRISP SHOP HAS OPENED BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
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media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A NEW CRISP SHOP HAS OPENED BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!! (It’s definitely a front for money laundering) but A NEW CRISP SHOP HAS OPENED BY MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
Nvm I caught lurgy from them kids
Volunteered at a youth centre today and one of the kids said they wished I worked there every day 😭*
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Nvm I caught lurgy from them kids
Volunteered at a youth centre today and one of the kids said they wished I worked there every day 😭*
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating
February 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Volunteered at a youth centre today and one of the kids said they wished I worked there every day 😭*
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating
Me too, girl. Me too.
*After I let her skip the queue for rollerskating