Less depresso AND less espresso, actually
@asacannot.bsky.social
The Ballad of Me And My Brain
📍 Manchester / 👔 Corporate Emo
📍 Manchester / 👔 Corporate Emo
*looking at my forehead corners in the meeting video on the screen*
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
June 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
*looking at my forehead corners in the meeting video on the screen*
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
“Oh I’m defo starting to go bald…”
Colleague with ZERO hesitation:
“Oh yeah, one THOUSAND percent. I’ve thought that for a while actually.”
?
Been added to the holiday group chat and there is 14 of us in it.
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
May 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Been added to the holiday group chat and there is 14 of us in it.
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
God help me
Next joke plz
May 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Next joke plz
No almond croissants left in Lidl
February 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
No almond croissants left in Lidl
Mum is trying to make me cry again.
(It worked)
(It worked)
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mum is trying to make me cry again.
(It worked)
(It worked)
Will sell soul for Marowak EX 😭
January 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Will sell soul for Marowak EX 😭
Cute out-of-the-blue no context messages from my 7 year old niece 🤩
Live your truth diva!!
Live your truth diva!!
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cute out-of-the-blue no context messages from my 7 year old niece 🤩
Live your truth diva!!
Live your truth diva!!
I block out my calendar to fight you like a grown up, thank you.
January 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I block out my calendar to fight you like a grown up, thank you.
Your neighbours having had enough of your nonsense
January 3, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Your neighbours having had enough of your nonsense
This u?
December 25, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This u?
I however, am on the sesh.
(It’s a lemsip in a cup I “borrowed” at Pride)
(It’s a lemsip in a cup I “borrowed” at Pride)
December 6, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I however, am on the sesh.
(It’s a lemsip in a cup I “borrowed” at Pride)
(It’s a lemsip in a cup I “borrowed” at Pride)
Someone’s booked a (mandatory) meeting at 9am the morning after the work Christmas party.
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Someone’s booked a (mandatory) meeting at 9am the morning after the work Christmas party.
His take on the price of booze:
December 3, 2024 at 7:56 PM
His take on the price of booze:
Well apparently it just worked first try 😭
November 29, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Well apparently it just worked first try 😭
New personality unlocked 😮💨
November 29, 2024 at 1:28 PM
New personality unlocked 😮💨
Pardon
November 24, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Pardon
my finga tips r holdin on 2 da cracks in our foundation
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 PM
my finga tips r holdin on 2 da cracks in our foundation
Half-jokingly asked for a sticker at the blood donation centre and they said no.
November 22, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Half-jokingly asked for a sticker at the blood donation centre and they said no.